Joke of the day

[Ozstung]

What do you name a man with Rabbits up his bum ? Warren

What do you call the same guy with a branch up his arse : Russell

 

[cncBilly]

 

[cncBilly]

 

[cncBilly]

 

[Buzzrush]

Jim “What is it doc?”

Doctor “Jim you have to stop masterbating”

Jim “Oh god…why?”

Doctor “Because I’m talking to you”

 

[westcoastGT]

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perfect analogy....................................

 

[Ozstung]

Whats the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?

You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo maaaate.

 

[MerlintheMad]

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same.

 

[moinmoin]

 

[moinmoin]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not

choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot.

I was just wondering if you might be my kid."

 

[westcoastGT]

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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not

choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot.

I was just wondering if you might be my kid."

Old one but a good one ! bawaaaa

 

[HDTurbo]

What do you call the same guy with a branch up his arse : Russell

Or, what do you call a quadruple amputee under a pile of leaves? Russell

And, what do you call a quadruple amputee in a hole in the yard? Phil

Happy Hawlidaze, folks.

 

[Flameangel]

 

[Shrike]

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There is a 0.000000000000 % chance that shitting your pants will kill you.

 

[HDTurbo]

^that can depend (ha) on where you are when shit them...

 

[Flameangel]

^that can depend (ha) on where you are when shit them...

yes, if you shit your pants in bed next to your gf or wife, I can guarantee she will kill you

 

[HDTurbo]

After some antibiotics recently I had this experience sitting in a typically (un) expected traffic jam in the GT1… I was desperately
‘prepared’ to deploy the towel if I could reach it…maybe the Nappa could handle it better

 

[JSolo]

I don't know if I want to laugh or cry...........

Link to video clip


One should always carry some baby wipes in the car... Baby present or not.

 

[westcoastGT]

I don't know if I want to laugh or cry...........

Link to video clip


One should always carry some baby wipes in the car... Baby present or not.

dont laugh or cry .............fight !

 

[cncBilly]

There is a 0.000000000000 % chance that shitting your pants will kill you.