Joke of the day

[MerlintheMad]

Im watching your favourite movie tonight @MerlintheMad .

Do I have a favorite movie?

 

[Ozstung]

Do I have a favorite movie?

Short memory MtM try F v F ring any bells lol.

 

[MerlintheMad]

Short memory MtM try F v F ring any bells lol.

Oh, you said favorite movie. I don't actually have a favorite, but Ford vs Ferrari is a very good movie alright.

 

[Ozstung]

Subject: Fw: The Birds and the Bees.





Little Gemma

The teacher was telling the kids at a Banora Point school about the birds and bees and explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love,

nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.

Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and says to the teacher " Are you sure about the stork miss, cause I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. My sister just had a baby and she said it was from a shag on the beach at Coolangatta

 

[n8hegr8]

Pete and RePete were walking across a bridge one, Pete fell down, who was left?

 

[n8hegr8]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

 

[2StingerGarage]

Little girl gets sent to the principal's office for refusing to tell the teacher her name. After arguing with the principal that her name is decidedly NOT "Happy Butt" her parents were called in.

Upon arrival' the parents are informed of the girl's response to her name as "Happy Butt"

Mom says, "Now c'mon Gladys - you know that isn't your name! Why would you respond in such a derogatory fashion! We raised you better than that!"

Little girl says, "But that IS my name. 'Glad-ass, Happy Butt' - what's the difference?

Ahem. I'll see myself out. (grin)

 

[Floridaman]

Pete and RePete were walking across a bridge one, Pete fell down, who was left?

I read this for a half hour before giving up.

 

[MerlintheMad]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

What is the name of a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Matt.

 

[Ozstung]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call the same guy outside your front door?

A: Matt


Woops an echo in here lol

 

[cncBilly]

 

[westcoastGT]

Love your new AVATAR !!

 

[cncBilly]

Love your new AVATAR !!

I was originally in the picture but I looked like a bug eyed crazed soul so Liz shopped me out.

 

[westcoastGT]

I was originally in the picture but I looked like a bug eyed crazed soul so Liz shopped me out.

women are so good a shopping ! probably a good call .................hahahahaha!!!

 

[Chark]

A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral.

A man leans in to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?".

"No, go right ahead", the woman replies.

The man stands, clears his throat, says "Plethora" and sits back down.

"Thanks" the woman says, "that means a lot"

 

[Flameangel]

What is the name of a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Matt.

What do you name a man with Rabbits up his bum ? Warren

 

[Flameangel]

What do you call the same guy outside your front door?

A: Matt


Woops an echo in here lol

Matt has a mate with no legs visiting the same porch, what’s his name ? ………Neil

 

[Flameangel]

 

[Flameangel]

 

[Flameangel]