Joke of the day

[Ozstung]

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Mmm worth a Gander.

 

[Flameangel]

Mmm worth a Gander.

that's a Duck not a Goose.........you Goose ( goosie, goosie, gander )

 

[Ozstung]

that's a Duck not a Goose.........you Goose ( goosie, goosie, gander )

Mallards,lady and gentlemen that was Poultry.

 

[OliverNuther]

 

[Nasscar]

I thought I'd let this thread Mature before i came in for a Slice of the action.

It's a pun off between you and Flame. Good stuff.

 

[Flameangel]

Mallards,lady and gentlemen that was Poultry.

Awwww .......you quack me up, enough of this fowl play

 

[Ozstung]

Awwww .......you quack me up, enough of this fowl play

Eider thought you'd have enough, but looks like I'm back to Teal with you.

 

[RedCal]

I'm not sure I'm down with these fowl puns... you'll surely ruffle some feathers

 

[Hockster]

One for the ladies.....

 

[Buzzrush]

I saw a woman in a fur coat.
I asked "What kind of animal is that?"
She said "Raccoon"
I said "My god....it must of been huge".
*Steven Wright

 

[Ozstung]

I saw a woman in a fur coat.
I asked "What kind of animal is that?"
She said "Raccoon"
I said "My god....it must of been huge".
*Steven Wright

....front man for the Easybeats, tells jokes to

 

[ShannonC]

I saw a woman in a fur coat.
I asked "What kind of animal is that?"
She said "Raccoon"
I said "My god....it must of been huge".
*Steven Wright

Was her name Evie and did her hair hang down?

 

[Ozstung]

Was her name Evie and did her hair hang down?

I reckon it was, she knew I had Money in my pocket...

 

[OliverNuther]

A Priest, a Reverend, and a Rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The Rabbit says” I think I’m a Type O”.

 

[MerlintheMad]

Lol. I am slooow today.

A Priest, a Reverend, and a Rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The Rabbit says” I think I’m a Type O”.

 

[Flameangel]

Lol. I am slooow today.

I’m slower than you because I still don’t get it .

 

[RedCal]

I’m slower than you because I still don’t get it .

Lol.... "typo" rabbit - rabbi

 

[OliverNuther]

I see on the news that Boris Johnson’s partner is pregnant.

Seems we’ve found another situation he had trouble pulling out of......

 

[OliverNuther]

The RSPCA came around today asking for donations. I gave them the neighbour’s cat.

 

[Ozstung]

I see on the news that Boris Johnson’s partner is pregnant.

Seems we’ve found another situation he had trouble pulling out of......

Old B.J ah, you know thinking about he should have settled......errh maybe no.