Joke of the day

[Flameangel]

You’d probably also get a smack to the back of the head.

Oops.......Typo ! that damn auto word finding has a lot to answer to

 

[Hockster]

 

[Stinger GT SS]

Covid-19 related, a domestic pilot announcement heard over the PA.

“Ladies & Gentlemen this is your captain speaking, for the safety of all passengers I’ll be working from home today”

 

[Hockster]

 

[Flameangel]

 

[General_Vodka]

 

[Pnbnationsbest]

Mishimoto FMIC is available!

 

[TwiceStung]

The Presidential legacy........

He was so full of S*** that we ran out of TP.

 

[Hockster]

 

[westcoastGT]

 

[Flameangel]

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.



Thought of the Day,
It's only when you see a Mosquito landing on your Testicles that you realise that there is always a way to solve problems without
using violence.

 

[westcoastGT]

 

[westcoastGT]

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and to balance things out a bit ....................

 

[eljay]

Nurse: "Unfortunately, sir, your test came back positive for COVID-19."

Patient: "That can't be possible! I have more than 40 cases of Costco water and 200 rolls of toilet paper in my garage!"

Too soon?

 

[westcoastGT]

Nurse: "Unfortunately, sir, your test came back positive for COVID-19."

Patient: "That can't be possible! I have more than 40 cases of Costco water and 200 rolls of toilet paper in my garage!"

Too soon?

................maybe ,

 

[OliverNuther]

Nurse: "Unfortunately, sir, your test came back positive for COVID-19."

Patient: "That can't be possible! I have more than 40 cases of Costco water and 200 rolls of toilet paper in my garage!"

Too soon?

Nope. It’s never too soon to call out idiotic and selfish behaviour for what it is. The hoarders are making the whole situation far worse than it needs to be.

 

[Ozstung]

Come Monday the Bank has organised a Nurse to come in and shoot a thermometer at all employees heads. Can't wait really sweating on that one, wait no,no sweating. Ill find out if im one of the leppers

 

[eljay]

Nope. It’s never too soon to call out idiotic and selfish behaviour for what it is. The hoarders are making the whole situation far worse than it needs to be.

So true! And better to joke about them than give them what they really deserve.

Humor saves lives! So carry on, more jokes!

 

[Ozstung]

 

[Silverghost]

One my brother sent me today.
I hope this link works.