Joke of the day

[Ozstung]

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of 
the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”

One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”

The man yells, “Today’s the day!”

 

[MerlintheMad]

The man yells, “Today’s the day!”

Reminds me of Zorro the Gay Blade. Only that was a slightly different application of the punch line.

 

[OliverNuther]

Watching TV with the wife the other night. There’s nothing on so I’m flipping back and forth between 2 shows; a porno and a cooking show. After a few minutes of this, the wife gets the shits and says “ For Pete’s sake just leave it one channel. Leave it on the porno.” I’m thinking you beauty, I’m in with a chance here. Then she goes on to say “You already know how to cook!”

 

[OliverNuther]

I was getting dressed in the dark early this morning when I’ve tripped over something and nearly headplanted into a wall. Turning on the light I see one of my wife’s bras lying right in the middle of our bedroom floor.

Clearly it was a boobytrap.

 

[AV8R]

I was getting dressed in the dark early this morning when I’ve tripped over something and nearly headplanted into a wall. Turning on the light I see one of my wife’s bras lying right in the middle of our bedroom floor.

Clearly it was a boobybtrap.

Lucky I thought u were gonna say you're nickname was tripod lol

 

[Flameangel]

Whilst we are in the same vein.......Have you seen the new wonder Bra out called " The sheepdog " ?
It rounds them up and points them in the right direction

 

[AV8R]

Whilst we are in the same vein.......Have you seen the new wonder Bra out called " The sheepdog " ?
It rounds them up and points them in the right direction

When I was a diver we called them constant volume buoyancy vests

 

[Flameangel]

When I was a diver we called them constant volume buoyancy vests

And for you car Enthusiasts they are now called " Air bags "
.

 

[Ozstung]

i got nothing, i need to keep a Breast of the anatomy jokes.

 

[Ozstung]

And for you car Enthusiasts they are now called " Air bags "
.

Thats a good comparision as i rarely see airbags.

 

[AV8R]

Thats a good comparision as i rarely see airbags.

You won’t if your face is in them

 

[AV8R]

And for you car Enthusiasts they are now called " Air bags "
.

Thanks for the mammaries.

 

[Flameangel]

You won’t if your face is in them

Haha, you boys make me laugh

 

[AV8R]

Titter titter lol

 

[Ozstung]

You won’t if your face is in them

I might get "Busted" then?

 

[Ozstung]

Titter titter lol

Going tit for tat i see.

 

[MerlintheMad]

Definition of a brazier from my childhood: "Over the shoulders boulder holders."

But this is my all time favorite:

 

[Flameangel]

Going tit for tat i see.

You guys will end up as bosom buddies

 

[Flameangel]

There are Birds with a similar name ....like the Tit Family ( blue Tit ) and one called a Blue Footed Boobie, I'm sure it was a male scientist that came up with the names

 

[Ozstung]

What about the Booby bird, the great tit, and the long tailed tit. Lol.

Ah Terry Thomas frightfly entertaining old boy wat. His passenger was what a rotter one must say. Thanks Merlin. Had friends in England who talked like that. Dying breed those.