Joke of the day

[Ozstung]

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He says his name is Phil McCavity.

 

[westcoastGT]

He says his name is Phil McCavity.

I hear he's a scratch golfer , gets a hole in one regularly !

 

[Legendsk]

About 80 years ago, my old (at the time) told me about the guy who showed up at work Monday morning with a black eye, a band-aid over his nose, face all scratched up. Everyone wanted to know what happened to him, but he wouldn't talk about it. When they kept insisting, he finally said,

Got beat up in church! Nobody would believe him and wanted details. Finally he told them,

There was this really heavy lady sitting in the pew in front of me. She was wearing one of those slinky taffeta kind of dresses. When we stood up to sing, it got pinched in her butt. It looked awful so I reached over and pulled it out. She turned around and hit me with her hymnal, purse and umbrella.

The next Monday he came to work with his both eyes black, head bandaged, arm in a sling and leg in a cast. What happened, everyone asked. Again he didn't want to talk about it. When they really insisted he finally explained,

The same heavy lady was sitting in front of me, wearing that same slinky dress. We stood up to sing again. The dress got pinched in her butt again. The guy next to me reached over and pulled it out.


I knew she didn't want that, so I was tucking it back. . . . . .

 

[Revvdmedia]

I've been known to leave power on the table when m odding cars.

 

[westcoastGT]

I've been known to leave power on the table when mView attachment 22680 odding cars.

hey hey this is a family Forum , keep your sex toys to yourself !!

 

[Onno P]

New exhaust brand. Awesome sound!

 

[Ozstung]

Now thats something to trumpet about.

 

[AV8R]

He says his name is Phil McCavity.

No its Phil McCrakin

 

[AV8R]

No its Phil McCrakin

depends which way your coming from lol

 

[Revvdmedia]

depends which way your coming from lol

One is a dentist, the other is a general practitioner?

 

[Ozstung]

After my recent Prostate Exam, which was the most thorough I've ever had, the doctor left the room and the nurse came in.

As she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear.


She said; "Who was that bloke?”

 

[westcoastGT]

 

[Soca Boy]

Classic

 

[MerlintheMad]

Thanks!

 

[Soca Boy]

Honda’s new model, lol

 

[westcoastGT]

Honda’s new model, lol

only in Cali !! Bawaaaa

 

[Chark]

3 things that always tell the truth:

1. Small children
2. Drunk people
3. Yoga pants

 

[OliverNuther]

3 things that always tell the truth:

1. Small children
2. Drunk people
3. Yoga pants

Lol. Ain’t dat de truth. Yoga pants are often called mumble pants. You can see the lips moving but you can’t hear what they are saying.

 

[Flameangel]

Lol. Ain’t dat de truth. Yoga pants are often called mumble pants. You can see the lips moving but you can’t hear what they are saying.

Never heard them called mumble pants, is that a Banana bender expression ? thank god I don't wear yoga pants, I do wear Gym leggings when I go to the gym now you have got me worried! all's ok I wear a long top

 

[OliverNuther]

Never heard them called mumble pants, is that a Banana bender expression ? thank god I don't wear yoga pants, I do wear Gym leggings when I go to the gym now you have got me worried! all's ok I wear a long top

Could well just be a local thing Flame plus it’s pretty dated. I remember first hearing that joke about 20 years ago.