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RedCal

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Why are most of the jokes about women? I am guessing all of your partners don't read this post hahaha. I will need to step up and strike back for womankind I think!!!
Why? easy... because women don't need to make up jokes about men. you laugh at us all the time (well most of us anyway) ;)
 

westcoastGT

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No no he’s a bit of a geezer. So it is a bit of a surprise
.............so hurtful William , your toupee must be on too tight ! Bawaaaa
 

westcoastGT

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I think you know exactly what i mean little girl:p. Hey W.C. must be younger than i thought not knowing those songs. Don't let him know i said that though:laugh:
much younger ......................... handsome , virile , full head of hair and the same weight I graduated high school :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 

westcoastGT

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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
much younger ......................... handsome , virile , full head of hair and the same weight I graduated high school :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
now take your hand off it fatty :laugh::laugh:.
 

cncBilly

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.............so hurtful William , your toupee must be on too tight ! Bawaaaa
I was wondering how long it would take you to see this. That must have been quite the nap. However now that I have also joined the 60+ club :cry: I have seen the light and officially withdraw the geezer comment. As for the toupee I decided to shave it off and go with the Mr. Tomato-Head look for the summer.:cool:
 

MerlintheMad

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the Mr. Tomato-Head look for the summer.
Very popular. How Egyptian. Aka the Yul Brenner, or Daddy Warbucks. Use sunscreen.
 

MerlintheMad

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When you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you.
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Hairless cats. Feline abuse. I knew a "cat lady" who took in over thirty. She had a pair of hairless cats. If she didn't keep them in a room by themselves, the other cats would attack them. Something prejudiced going on there. Only in a cat mind.
 
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