Joke of the day

[FitR6]

Now it's only fair that I post one for you guys that has another dig at us women

 

[RedCal]

Why are most of the jokes about women? I am guessing all of your partners don't read this post hahaha. I will need to step up and strike back for womankind I think!!!

Why? easy... because women don't need to make up jokes about men. you laugh at us all the time (well most of us anyway)

 

[FitR6]

Why? easy... because women don't need to make up jokes about men. you laugh at us all the time (well most of us anyway)

That is actually quite true.

 

[Stinger GT SS]

 

[Flameangel]

 

[FitR6]

This isn't funny though...its just true. (Though you might think THAT'S funny!)

 

[FitR6]

A few people come to mind.

 

[westcoastGT]

No no he’s a bit of a geezer. So it is a bit of a surprise

.............so hurtful William , your toupee must be on too tight ! Bawaaaa

 

[westcoastGT]

I think you know exactly what i mean little girl. Hey W.C. must be younger than i thought not knowing those songs. Don't let him know i said that though

much younger ......................... handsome , virile , full head of hair and the same weight I graduated high school

 

[Hockster]

 

[westcoastGT]

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and most mainstream media that are scared shitless , afraid to piss off their advertisers...............try to guess the top five industries that spend on mainstream media ..........................

 

[Ozstung]

much younger ......................... handsome , virile , full head of hair and the same weight I graduated high school

now take your hand off it fatty .

 

[westcoastGT]

now take your hand off it fatty .

with friends like this................................Bawaaaaaaa

 

[cncBilly]

.............so hurtful William , your toupee must be on too tight ! Bawaaaa

I was wondering how long it would take you to see this. That must have been quite the nap. However now that I have also joined the 60+ club I have seen the light and officially withdraw the geezer comment. As for the toupee I decided to shave it off and go with the Mr. Tomato-Head look for the summer.

 

[MerlintheMad]

the Mr. Tomato-Head look for the summer.

Very popular. How Egyptian. Aka the Yul Brenner, or Daddy Warbucks. Use sunscreen.

 

[HDTurbo]

Here's a sophomoric one:
Why does you poop taper at the end?
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so your a$$hole doesn't slam shut.

 

[Buzzrush]

When you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you.

 

[FitR6]

I

When you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you.
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I feel the same when I let someone merge into my lane in front of me and they don't acknowledge. Grrr.

 

[MerlintheMad]

When you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you.
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Hairless cats. Feline abuse. I knew a "cat lady" who took in over thirty. She had a pair of hairless cats. If she didn't keep them in a room by themselves, the other cats would attack them. Something prejudiced going on there. Only in a cat mind.

 

[Nasscar]

When you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you.
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That’s one damn grumpy looking cat.