Joke of the day

[Ozstung]

 

[Ozstung]

 

[Hockster]

 

[Nasscar]

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I remember those records ......oh I'm old.

 

[Hockster]

I can't even begin to fathom how this happened....

 

[General_Vodka]

 

[Hockster]

 

[Hockster]

 

[Flameangel]

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.
So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

 

[westcoastGT]

 

[Hockster]

 

[westcoastGT]

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Trump uses a tanning bed , Pence sticks his head up Trumps ass , Both the same color !

 

[Ozstung]

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Rumour has it we started this trend down here and the world has caught on. Another feather in our cap.. Why????

 

[Flameangel]

If people keep going crazy for toilet paper, this may happen......,
At my local supermarket the Toilet Rolls came in and all gone in 10 minutes,
Settle people

 

[Flameangel]

This is appropriate at the moment, god forbid you have a cold and cough in public.Hubby had a touch of bronchitis, he’s a smoker which doesn’t help either, if you cough in pubic you get looks like you have the Bubonic Plague and feel like a Pariah.

 

[Hockster]

I'm that guy who starts coughing and fake sneezing the second the door closes on the express elevator.

 

[Ozstung]

Tarzan comes home pooped and says to Jane " Its a jungle out there"

If a magician wand is used for cunning stunts what is a Policeman's baton used for?

What's the difference between a cavalry horse and a draught horse? The cavalry horse darts into the fray.

 

[RedCal]

Did you hear about the newfie who locked his keys in is car?
Took him over an hour to get his family out!



Definition - Newfie: a resident of the island of Newfoundland an island of the east coast of Canada, Newfies are often the subject of jokes
Feel free to substitute Bogan, redneck, hillbilly, blonde etc

 

[Silverghost]

Tarzan comes home pooped and says to Jane " Its a jungle out there"

If a magician wand is used for cunning stunts what is a Policeman's baton used for?

What's the difference between a cavalry horse and a draught horse? The cavalry horse darts into the fray.

You're a SMart Fella

 

[OliverNuther]

View attachment 39317 if you cough in pubic you get looks like you have the Bubonic Plague and feel like a Pariah.

You’d probably also get a smack to the back of the head.