Can’t make this sh!t up: I JUST HIT A F*CKING PORCUPINE GOING 60MPH! WTF?!?!?!

[TStaino]

I don’t think I’ve ever been so f*cking mad in my life... a porcupine?! A F*CKING PORCUPINE?!??! WHO HITS A F*CKING PORCUPINE?!?!?!!??

Me... the answer is me... FFF*****CCCKKKKKK!!!!!

Anyone have any idea what this is going to cost me?

The bumper is cracked, and the the plastic cover under the car is all torn up... AND FULL OF F*CKING PORCUPINE QUILLS!!!!

A F*CKING PORCUPINE?!?!? REALLY?!??!

I would say rant over, but highly doubt I’m done b*tching about this...

 

[westcoastGT]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm , but how do you really feel !! sorry for the collision

 

[Rob M]

Sorry for you, your car, and the prick who collided with it.

Not trying to needle you, but....A porcupine going 60mph? That's probably a world record.

All jokes aside It quill probably cost a grand to get a new painted bumper cover and miscellaneous trim pieces.

 

[westcoastGT]

Sorry for you, your car, and the prick who collided with it.

Not trying to needle you, but....A porcupine going 60mph? That's probably a world record.

All jokes aside It quill probably cost a grand to get a new painted bumper cover and miscellaneous trim pieces.

Jeezuz this is starting to look like an Aussie thread ! bawaaaaa

 

[Ozstung]

Jeezuz this is starting to look like an Aussie thread ! bawaaaaa

Shiiiiiiit! That guy was gooooord. Better send him an invitation.

 

[Flameangel]

Sorry for you, your car, and the prick who collided with it.

Not trying to needle you, but....A porcupine going 60mph? That's probably a world record.

All jokes aside It quill probably cost a grand to get a new painted bumper cover and miscellaneous trim pieces.

The poor prick died, rolling into a ball didn't help ( they do roll into balls don't they? or am I thinking of Hedgehogs and Echidna's ? )
needless to say I do feel very sorry for TStaino and his Stinger

 

[Ozstung]

I don’t think I’ve ever been so f*cking mad in my life... a porcupine?! A F*CKING PORCUPINE?!??! WHO HITS A F*CKING PORCUPINE?!?!?!!??

Me... the answer is me... FFF*****CCCKKKKKK!!!!!

Anyone have any idea what this is going to cost me?

The bumper is cracked, and the the plastic cover under the car is all torn up... AND FULL OF F*CKING PORCUPINE QUILLS!!!!

A F*CKING PORCUPINE?!?!? REALLY?!??!

I would say rant over, but highly doubt I’m done b*tching about this...

What about the poor 'pine ? I guess just put it down to a roaddent.

 

[Typeface]

Does a porcupine quill sting? just askin.

 

[StingerLover]

The raccoon/possum I hit came to $2200+, which included a new intercooler, and nearly 2 weeks in the shop.

 

[Chark]

Sorry for you, your car, and the prick who collided with it.

Not trying to needle you, but....A porcupine going 60mph? That's probably a world record.

All jokes aside It quill probably cost a grand to get a new painted bumper cover and miscellaneous trim pieces.

You make some good points. Not as many as the porcupine, but still...
I think you should stick with your Stinger, after all, the porcupine liked it, too!

 

[Gtecko]

The raccoon/possum I hit came to $2200+, which included a new intercooler, and nearly 2 weeks in the shop.

you still dont have her back ??

 

[StingerLover]

you still dont have her back ??

Supposed to pick her up Thursday, just in time for a Friday road trip. Timing is making me a bit nervous. The front bumper/nose took a couple of extra days to get.

 

[Gtecko]

Supposed to pick her up Thursday, just in time for a Friday road trip. Timing is making me a bit nervous. The front bumper/nose took a couple of extra days to get.

I will be very interested to see how the paint job is done
arent you missing your exhaust sounds

 

[StingerLover]

I will be very interested to see how the paint job is done
arent you missing your exhaust sounds

DEFINITELY MISSING! At least it happened with only 75 miles left instead of 75 miles into the 1900 mile round trip.

The same shop that did the yellow repaint is doing the repairs. The repaint looks better than original, so hopes are high.

 

[HerbieTheCar]

I don’t think I’ve ever been so f*cking mad in my life... a porcupine?! A F*CKING PORCUPINE?!??! WHO HITS A F*CKING PORCUPINE?!?!?!!??

Me... the answer is me... FFF*****CCCKKKKKK!!!!!

Anyone have any idea what this is going to cost me?

The bumper is cracked, and the the plastic cover under the car is all torn up... AND FULL OF F*CKING PORCUPINE QUILLS!!!!

A F*CKING PORCUPINE?!?!? REALLY?!??!

I would say rant over, but highly doubt I’m done b*tching about this...

Can we see some pics? I'm intrigued. I feel sorry for the porcupine. Poor guy just trying to cross the road

 

[Rob M]

The same shop that did the yellow repaint is doing the repairs. The repaint looks better than original, so hopes are high.

The trouble with racoon-related collision repairs is that you never know how the repair turned out until all the repainted areas are unmasked.

 

[StingerLover]

The trouble with racoon-related collision repairs is that you never know how the repair turned out until all the repainted areas are unmasked.

I don't think the raccoon's "mask" will come off, but I don't really care if the yellow on him matches the rest of the car.

 

[Legendsk]

It's hopeless. A porcupine is going to have to go faster than 167 to outrun a Stinger, and I think that is pretty much out of reach.

 

[StingerLover]

Supposed to pick her up Thursday, just in time for a Friday road trip. Timing is making me a bit nervous. The front bumper/nose took a couple of extra days to get.

Ugh! Shop just called to say they discovered while replacing the intercooler that the plastic radiator support is cracked on both sides. Over-nighting part. Now hoping for "late" Thursday.

 

[Rob M]

It's hopeless. A porcupine is going to have to go faster than 167 to outrun a Stinger, and I think that is pretty much out of reach.

Not necessarily. I almost hit a marsupial in my slow 18" awd gt2. Fortunately, it was just playing possum.