Joke of the day

[westcoastGT]

Irish Confession
I went into the confessional box after many years of being away from the Catholic Church.

Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap On one wall, there was a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

When the priest came in, I said to him, “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”

He replied, “You moron, you’re on my side.”

 

[JSolo]

Stolen from someplace....

 

[JSolo]

What happens when the next car is a 6 spd and/or has R next to 1......

 

[cncBilly]

What happens when the next car is a 6 spd and/or has R next to 1......

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Probably a kiwi muncher. Shift with the left cheat sheet on the right!

 

[JSolo]

^^No, the individual with that tat is from the left state --- CA.

 

[boosted1g]

What happens when the next car is a 6 spd and/or has R next to 1......

Guess that is still better than this guy:

 

[JSolo]

 

[Flameangel]

 

[Flameangel]

 

[Flameangel]

 

[Ozstung]

 

[Flameangel]

 

[Flameangel]

 

[Flameangel]

The bottom one is a Ute guys …

 

[eljay]

Haha. But since Ford, Chrysler, and Chevrolet made the first mass produced, popular pickup trucks, we Americans get to call them whatever we darn well please.

And technically, ute is short for coupé utility, so in the U.S. that would be our old Chevy El Caminos and Ford Rancheros, which were built on car chassis, unlike our pickups, but since you folks popularized them, and they didn't sell enough to keep making them here, you get dibs on ute naming rights.

 

[eljay]

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The words on the back of the trailer are almost as funny as the side!

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[Buzzrush]

It’s Interesting that we say a “head of lettuce “ and not a dick of cucumber

 

[boosted1g]

The words on the back of the trailer are almost as funny as the side!

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I that case, I think they be going out of business soon

 

[eljay]

 

[RedCal]