What did you do to your Kia Stinger today?

[OliverNuther]

Who would be attracted to a 6’1” blonde haired pilot with an expensive car.

Maybe this guy?

 

[AV8R]

Maybe this guy?

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Hilarious but not what I imagined

 

[OliverNuther]

Hilarious but not what I imagined

Didn’t see that one coming? I’m told that’s quite common.....

 

[Ozstung]

Thinking about our hilarious shenanigans we've probably done irreparable damage to our tourist industry. The North Americans will be saying " They're all mad down their, it must be the heat". And we have most states covered on the forum . Except the Normal Tassies.

 

[AV8R]

Didn’t see that one coming? I’m told that’s quite common.....

Airlines are a bit incestuous as flight attendants do tend to go out with pilots as they understand the lifestyle. My wife’s a public servant and my second date was a flight in a light aircraft.

 

[AV8R]

Thinking about our hilarious shenanigans we've probably done irreparable damage to our tourist industry. The North Americans will be saying " They're all mad down their, it must be the heat". And we have most states covered on the forum . Except the Normal Tassies.

Don’t worry they have cabin fever right now.

 

[Ozstung]

Airlines are a bit incestuous as flight attendants do tend to go out with pilots as they understand the lifestyle. My wife’s a public servant and my second date was a flight in a light aircraft.

Tell me Av8r to you belong to any " high altitude" clubs?

 

[AV8R]

Tell me Av8r to you belong to any " high altitude" clubs?

No but I used to fly a plane that took people up to do exactly that.

 

[Ozstung]

No but I used to fly a plane that took people up to do exactly that.

No way! ...sorry I asked.

 

[AV8R]

No way! ...sorry I asked.

It was in a six seater twin engined aircraft which we took the seats out and put a mattress in. We had a curtain separating us from seeing anything. We got the passengers plastered first on champagne and left them to it. We knew when they where doin it as the plane rocked and bobbed around , did not hear anything and we also knew when they were finished as an arm would push thru the curtain holding an empty glass of champagne for us to top up. Always made us laugh only company in Australia that did it. The worst part was removing the sheets after we landed...puke!

 

[Ozstung]

It was in a six seater twin engined aircraft which we took the seats out and put a mattress in. We had a curtain separating us from seeing anything. We got the passengers plastered first on champagne and left them to it. We knew when they where doin it as the plane rocked and bobbed around , did not hear anything and we also knew when they were finished as an arm would push thru the curtain holding an empty glass of champagne for us to top up. Always made us laugh only company in Australia that did it. The worst part was removing the sheets after we landed...puke!

An aircraft of I'll repute then lol.

 

[AV8R]

An aircraft of I'll repute then lol.

If you could see what I have seen your eyes would pop. Married men with women of ill repute and older couples who you’d think they were past it. I used to cringe. One old couple that used the service, I had to get a step for the guys wife to get into the plane.

 

[StingerGT68]

I wake up, log on, and see I missed 3 pages of posts here. That must mean one thing, the Aussies are off topic again lol

 

[Ozstung]

If you could see what I have seen your eyes would pop. Married men with women of ill repute and older couples who you’d think they were past it. I used to cringe. One old couple that used the service, I had to get a step for the guys wife to get into the plane.

Grew some! I just hope you didn't have to put it on auto pilot to often. I hope you didn't have to tell wife about your day.

 

[AV8R]

Grew some! I just hope you didn't have to put it on auto pilot to often. I hope you didn't have to tell the wife about your day.

Nah very happily married we laugh about it a lot. Besides the auto pilot didn’t work.

 

[Ozstung]

Nah very happily married we laugh about it a lot. Besides the auto pilot didn’t work.

Ah yes marriage, can't live with them, can't live with them.

 

[AV8R]

Ah yes marriage, can't live with them, can't live with them.

Some say there are 3 rings in life
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
Suffering
I’ve found it very good.

 

[OliverNuther]

Yup me too. I’ve got a fantastic marriage.

My poor wife however, has a totally shit marriage.

 

[AV8R]

Yup me too. I’ve got a fantastic marriage.

My poor wife however, has a totally shit marriage.

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[OliverNuther]

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It’s a fairly old joke implying that my wife has got the rough end of the deal in that she has to put up with me.