Specific Banter Thread Australia (All welcome No Dress code, No trolls)

[Flameangel]

Depends on which bits you’re sniffing lol

Haha, now, now....his neck of course, Eternity's a bit of a turn on

 

[Ozstung]

You shouldn't have started me on after shave i have a whole shaving cabinet full of after shaves i never requested. I have the whole range of Calvin Klein and Bvgari. It seemed everytime my parents went overseas duty free perfumes were on the shopping list. Ive got Fahrenheit thats over 30 years old. Sorry if this post creates a big stink.

 

[Flameangel]

No stink, very lumine-scent of you to mention it though.

 

[Ozstung]

No stink, very lumine-scent of you to mention it though.

Thank you see im not a Brut.

 

[AV8R]

That farenheit would be well on the nose by now.
They may call you Ozstink lol

 

[AV8R]

Nose porn...lol
All we need now is scratch and smell

 

[Ozstung]

That farenheit would be well on the nose by now.
They may call you Ozstink lol

Uh ow look who has arrived Brace yourselves. Lol

 

[AV8R]

 

[Flameangel]

Nose porn...lol
All we need now is scratch and smell
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haha yummy

 

[Ozstung]

Time to change chanel?

 

[AV8R]

Yes

 

[Flameangel]

Time to change chanel?

Can always go through the 'red door' 'Si ' or maybe you would prefer some " black Opium " or live dangerously and prefer " Poison "
quadruple whammy !!!

 

[Ozstung]

Can always go through the 'red door' 'Si ' or maybe you would prefer some " black Opium " or live dangerously and prefer " Poison "
quadruple whammy !!!

Ok Boss don't want to give anyone a Spray but this could become an Obsession.

 

[Flameangel]

Yes, Obsession would become a bit Narciso Rodriguez, but we can keep it " Juicy " which could lead to an absolute " bombshell "

 

[Ozstung]

Im inKleined to agree with you but with others maybe Fcuk them? Now back to my Playboy and Ferrari before someone calls the Police.

 

[Flameangel]

Does the Ferrari have plenty of " chrome " around it? you sure have the " Burberry touch ", I'm going to be an " Angel " and head off to " Eternity "

 

[OliverNuther]

I’ve got a bottle of Safari I bought about 10 years ago which is also about the last time I wore aftershave.

Remember the Old Spice pack? It had aftershave, shaving cream, deodorant, talc etc. My uncle, who was a bit of a lad, gave me one for my 16th birthday when I was literally a young shaver. I said thanks Pete, as I was looking through it. The deodorant was one of those wax stick, pre-aerosol jobbies and it had ‘stick deodorant’ written on the side. Uncle Peter sees me reading the label and says ‘ Don’t worry about what the label says, you can use it under your arms as well !”

 

[Ozstung]

Over here @OliverNuther it makes scents over here (sorry old line). We can Roll on here. Back later....

 

[AV8R]

Ok we have been moved CARRY ON troops!
you were saying somethings about scents??
No cents in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AV8R]

How do you make a pheromone?
Punch him in the nose so he makes sense. lol