Specific Banter Thread Australia (All welcome No Dress code, No trolls)

[AV8R]

Had a crap nightshift, we kept going all night, no breaks. One patient we wanted to give special treatment to by 0645hrs this morning, ringing every half-hourly. ( tontine treatment) but then I remembered this.....View attachment 20420

Feel your pain, there are a few people at my work that need a stick of dynamite up their clacker.

 

[Ozstung]

Had a crap nightshift, we kept going all night, no breaks. One patient we wanted to give special treatment to by 0645hrs this morning, ringing every half-hourly. ( tontine treatment) but then I remembered this.....View attachment 20420

You won't know yourself shortly what with a 15 speaker hardon kardon stereo. It really pumps out the noise. The kids scream turn it down.Mean while " Start your motor running, head out on the highway.." Tontine treatment is that when you put the pillar over there face? Followed by current affair turning up.

 

[Ozstung]

You won't know yourself shortly what with a 15 speaker hardon kardon stereo. It really pumps out the noise. The kids scream turn it down.Mean while " Start your motor running, head out on the highway.." Tontine treatment is that when you put the pillar over there face? Followed by current affair turning up.

Sorry before to type and call you "Shortly" it should have been "Shorty"

 

[Flameangel]

Haha...how's the weather up there ?

And talking about weather it is a great metaphor for life
sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad and there's nothing
much you can do about it but carry an umbrella.

 

[Ozstung]

Fine now but if i shake my hair perhaps a little snow. Just joking clean shiny hair.

Now everybody group hug Flames had a hard day. It could be worse poor @ShannonC has changed his name apparently he has requested to be called "Snannon" yeah go figure? .
While ive got you Snazzee boy that Premium smoked tint turned up only took 12 days, any tips?

 

[Ozstung]

Feel your pain, there are a few people at my work that need a stick of dynamite up their clacker.

Yes but you can always take them up yonder and then unexpectly drop them into a vertical nose dive and demand applogies etc.

 

[AV8R]

You won't know yourself shortly what with a 15 speaker hardon kardon stereo. It really pumps out the noise. The kids scream turn it down.Mean while " Start your motor running, head out on the highway.." Tontine treatment is that when you put the pillar over there face? Followed by current affair turning up.

Pillar?

 

[Ozstung]

Pillar?

English for pillow. Well it is in my book.

 

[AV8R]

English for pillow. Well it is in my book.

So your logged in now? I sent pm to Sal.

 

[AV8R]

English for pillow. Well it is in my book.

Spellcheck?

 

[Ozstung]

Testing,testing, Alpha,victor, echo, romeo, is runway forum ok for take off.

 

[AV8R]

Testing,testing, Alpha,victor, echo, romeo, is runway forum ok for take off.

Roger cleared for take off. Receiving u clearly.

 

[PxbVic]

Yeah he was massively popular here during the period you’re talking about. Unfortunately reruns of his specials have never been aired and I don’t know why. He lost a lot of female fans after Dundee came out and he divorced his then wife Noelene to take up with Linda Kozlowski. Aussie blokes didn’t really care but the women’s magazines really trashed him.

Hey Oliver,

No one has the guts to rerun Hoges today, I have a fair few episodes from 1973 to 1984 and several best of shows that were heavily edited for rerun in the 1990's. fact is the show was fantastic but really sexist by today's standards, with Delvene Delaney (Stops wife IRL), Karen Pini and Abigail more or less naked or well represented in bikinis and hot pants. Ahh the 1970's and 80's I miss them so
Political correctness has buried great Australian comedy forever.

Paul.

 

[ShannonC]

Fine now but if i shake my hair perhaps a little snow. Just joking clean shiny hair.

Now everybody group hug Flames had a hard day. It could be worse poor @ShannonC has changed his name apparently he has requested to be called "Snannon" yeah go figure? .
While ive got you Snazzee boy that Premium smoked tint turned up only took 12 days, any tips?

Tip, follow instructions but also spray the non sticky side as it makes getting the bubbles out a lot easier. (I realised too late).

 

[OliverNuther]

Hey Oliver,

No one has the guts to rerun Hoges today, I have a fair few episodes from 1973 to 1984 and several best of shows that were heavily edited for rerun in the 1990's. fact is the show was fantastic but really sexist by today's standards, with Delvene Delaney (Stops wife IRL), Karen Pini and Abigail more or less naked or well represented in bikinis and hot pants. Ahh the 1970's and 80's I miss them so
Political correctness has buried great Australian comedy forever.

Paul.

You’re probably right Paul. I remember watching the shows when I was a kid and loved them. I’ve always wondered why they never repeated them; whether it was contractual issues, lost the tapes or what. But yeah, PC is probably the reason. The wowsers would go crazy if they aired them now.

 

[Stinger GT SS]

Get the best of the Paul Hogan Show on DVD it’s the best money you will spend this week.

As a Sydney local, I’m old enough to remember seeing Paul Hogan for the first time on A Current Affair with Mike Willisee, he was interviewed during a story on the Harbour Bridge as he worked on it as a rigger, he was so popular people rang the station & wanted to see more of him, hence a star was born & also Kerry Packer who gave him his own show, paid him & John Cornell (Strop)buckets of money to do what they wanted for a 1 hourly show...absolutely love it.
I was also John Cornell (Strop) who was instrumental with the inception of World Series Cricket, Packer just funded it.

The Pushbike Song...one his classics

 

[Stinger GT SS]

This is John Cornell’s (Strop) wife, Delvene Delaney

 

[OliverNuther]

Aaah Karen Pini. There’s some good memories there.

 

[Stinger GT SS]

Aaah Karen Pini. There’s some good memories there.

Yep, & the 1970’s those were the days.

 

[DarthVaderIX]

Can one of y’all mail me a funnel web spider? No I am not joking.