Lol. I nailed a tawny frogmouth on Saturday night in the work car, driving along slowly on a residential street looking for something then see a sudden flash of white feathers coming at the bottom left corner of the windscreen. Impacts about a quarter of the way across, rolls in a mess of wings and clawed feet ends up upside down showing the speckled brown topside, collects the A pillar on the right side and drops out of view just nicking the
side mirror on the way down. Anyway did what I needed to do and circled back round the block and here’s the stupid thing sitting on the side of the road almost in the running lane just staring into the distance with that slow blink that owls do. At least I didn’t kill it so no road kill count but it made a fair crack at the kamikaze run.
Oh also Ravens? Mate you’re in Australia not old mother England. We call them crows here.
Stone the bloody crows mate


