Joke of the day

[JSolo]

 

[bfglitch]

I see there was a stinger sighting in that one as well!

 

[JSolo]

 

[JSolo]

^^I was a marianos (kroger) today buying a bunch of cookies. They come in a container like the one below. They ask if I want paper or plastic. I chose paper.

Now, normally, past baggers place the container horizontally (as shown in the pic) into the bag. This moron puts 'em in vertically. Of course they all fall out of place and to the bottom. Some stores hire developmentally disabled folk for bagging jobs, I could understand such a person bagging this way. This person did not fit such category. The bottom of the receipt had a link for a survey.

IL has a min wage of $13/hr, going to $14 in 2 days. I guess the joke's on me.

 

[boosted1g]

^^I was a marianos (kroger) today buying a bunch of cookies. They come in a container like the one below. They ask if I want paper or plastic. I chose paper.

Now, normally, past baggers place the container horizontally (as shown in the pic) into the bag. This moron puts 'em in vertically. Of course they all fall out of place and to the bottom. Some stores hire developmentally disabled folk for bagging jobs, I could understand such a person bagging this way. This person did not fit such category. The bottom of the receipt had a link for a survey.

IL has a min wage of $13/hr, going to $14 in 2 days. I guess the joke's on me.

The gas station on base at my work has a hot-stuff resturant in it that is actually pretty decent. Anytime I get a personal size pizza there the cashier will put it in the bag vertically.

Not every person working a minimum wage job is an idiot ... but it's certainly no surprise.

 

[AusStinger]

^^I was a marianos (kroger) today buying a bunch of cookies. They come in a container like the one below. They ask if I want paper or plastic. I chose paper.

Now, normally, past baggers place the container horizontally (as shown in the pic) into the bag. This moron puts 'em in vertically. Of course they all fall out of place and to the bottom. Some stores hire developmentally disabled folk for bagging jobs, I could understand such a person bagging this way. This person did not fit such category. The bottom of the receipt had a link for a survey.

IL has a min wage of $13/hr, going to $14 in 2 days. I guess the joke's on me.


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Stop your whining ! Here in Australia, we have people with less talent running the country ( and they get a pension for life ) !

 

[Ozstung]

Stop your whining ! Here in Australia, we have people with less talent running the country ( and they get a pension for life ) !

Yeah the prick brought in 900,000 people in 18 months and they wonder why rents are so high and housing. The guy should get a bullet.

 

[LordKOTL]

Stop your whining ! Here in Australia, we have people with less talent running the country ( and they get a pension for life ) !

So...same as every other country there is...

 

[Chark]

 

[Chark]

My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.

Last night, we tried anal for the first time.

She kept screaming, “9! 9! 9!”

That’s the best I’ve ever done!

 

[Buzzman12]

I'm retired now, but I'm bored.

I have the opportunity to get a part time job as a mirror inspector,

It's a job I can really see myself doing.

 

[Ozstung]

I just told the wife 10 puns hoping at least 1 would make her laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did..

 

[Snicklefritz]

^^^it didn't make me laugh either, but I like it.

 

[Ozstung]

A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reachd over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed it's butt, and said, "This duck ain't from West Virginia. This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky hunting license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting lcense.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed it's butt, and said, "This ain't no Kentucky duck. This duck's from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee licence?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck. "This duck's from Virginia. You got a Virginia hunting license?"
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly, "Just where the hell are you from?"
The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert!"

 

[JSolo]

 

[boosted1g]

Also going to the need to know the color of the car and the mileage!

 

[JSolo]

This showed up in my fb feed. Seems appropriate.

 

[JSolo]

 

[Snicklefritz]

Something similar.

 

[JSolo]

Going green....