Joke of the day

[MerlintheMad]

Theory: the reason why the Medía stopped trying to make The Donald look like a thin-skinned person when made fun of is because, he's not. In reality, he laughs at these when they're well done. When they're lame, he says, "Meh, whatever". If the Medía pointed out how the President (the most powerful man in the world) can laugh at himself that wouldn't go down well at all for their Cause. Hah.

 

[Flameangel]

I do have a problem. I really enjoy the Australian bent for puns. Some of those that keep piling on are really hilarious. I used to enjoy the joke thread, too. But it seems to be sliding over into politics, which I really dislike.

I understand where you are coming from, over here I guess we are influenced by the media and they do tend to portray Trump in a negative light, but of course the media can't always be trusted and often have an agenda.
Us Aussies tend to find humour in everything, I do apologise if the jokes are offending people, that was not my intent, I will not post any more political humour. Can I still do sexist ?? .......just joking !

 

[Buzzrush]

When I click on Joke of the day and see it's getting political...
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All good Flame! We still love ya

 

[Flameangel]

When I click on Joke of the day and see it's getting political...
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All good Flame! We still love ya

Awww thank you Hon, don’t want to pee people off I guess best steer clear of politics, religion and sexist jokes, geez, I think I’ve covered all three in this thread

 

[Buzzrush]

No worries Flame I was waiting for you to start a joke with "So a priest, a rabbi and a Imam walk into an abortion clinic..." ..........ahhhh good times...

 

[westcoastGT]

OK , So a Hooker and Trump are on a golf course ............................oooooopppppppppppppppps ! Did'nt read the new rule book ......

 

[Hockster]

 

[cjbigcog]

 

[Ozstung]

 

[cjbigcog]

 

[Hockster]

 

[Ozstung]

 

[Ozstung]

I'll risk it

 

[westcoastGT]

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WINNER !baweaaaaaa

 

[Ozstung]

Drinking and Golf!


A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and playing golf .

 

[Nasscar]

Awww thank you Hon, don’t want to pee people off I guess best steer clear of politics, religion and sexist jokes, geez, I think I’ve covered all three in this thread

What other sort of jokes are there........(sounds of crickets chirping in the background. )

 

[Legendsk]

The world has changed so much. It used to be refined and gentile with subtle messages instead of the ones that sort of slap you in the face. I think it began to go downhill in 1963 when the US Post Office came up with the slogan - "Unzipped mail is obscene" Anyone else remember that?

 

[Legendsk]

I really wasn't sure where to post this, but joke of the day seemed like the best bet.

After I log in now, I get the naggy messages about joining the club and registering? And the "Login" button is available at the top of the screen. Clicking on it gets this message. . . . .


Perhaps it's attached by a tapered shaft with a helical plane wrapped around it?

Edit: Logging out and back in again seems to fix it. . . . .

 

[MerlintheMad]

I really wasn't sure where to post this, but joke of the day seemed like the best bet.

After I log in now, I get the naggy messages about joining the club and registering? And the "Login" button is available at the top of the screen. Clicking on it gets this message. . . . .
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Perhaps it's attached by a tapered shaft with a helical plane wrapped around it?

Edit: Logging out and back in again seems to fix it. . . . .

It's a cookies cash fubar kind of thing. Dump all your history and cookies. Hah.

 

[Flameangel]