Joke of the day

[Stinger GT SS]

 

[General_Vodka]

Joke of the day: don't need to jack or lift the car up when your skinny enough to squeeze under it. I'm reeeeeealy skinny.

 

[Hockster]

 

[MerlintheMad]

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Oh! That's just mean. So easy to do, and quickly: spray bottle, quick pass with a towel, slap on the strips of weights. Walk away. Evil, pure evil.

 

[Hockster]

One form of retribution I really like is removing the valve stem cap, dropping in a small rock or similar object and putting the cap back on. Instant slow leak, untraceable, and causes no damage.

I'm fully aware I will be going to hell

 

[MerlintheMad]

One form of retribution I really like is removing the valve stem cap, dropping in a small rock or similar object and putting the cap back on. Instant slow leak, untraceable, and causes no damage.

I'm fully aware I will be going to hell

Lol. Having wicked ideas is one thing, acting on them another thing; and if deserved, still another thing. There are different levels of hell/purgatory, and incarceration periods. I think that you'll do okay. Confession is good for the soul.

 

[Flameangel]

Lol. Having wicked ideas is one thing, acting them another thing; and if deserved, still another thing. There are different levels of hell/purgatory, and incarceration periods. I think that you'll do okay. Confession is good for the soul.

In my younger days, I heard the stories of sticking a " spud " up someone's exhaust pipe but I would never act upon it.
We stuck a Mickey Mouse card on the window of a bad Parker once that said " your parking sucks " with Mickey giving the bird and that's it.
I try not to get triggered by small things that don't directly affect me. People that truely suck will get their just deserts eventually I like to think.....at someone else's hands ...........like @Hockster

 

[Ozstung]

Needless to say Gents I'm appalled.

 

[Hockster]

Can't blame a guy for trying.....

 

[Toddasaurus]

Add a baby spoiler to a car in the parking lot...



Be nice, and use tacky putty to mount it so it's removable.



I stole this idea from the G70 forum. Maybe you have already seen it. Anyway, I keep thinking I need to do this, but then I forget.

 

[Flameangel]

Can't blame a guy for trying.....

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Wishful thinking !! That's the trouble with motor sports of any kind, women are put there and regarded as sexualised objects
My hubby went to Bathhurst years ago and videoed some of the cars around Mount Panorama, when the " grid girls " appeared in the back of some of the cars some of the guys were yelling out just disgusting things, " show us your *8nt " yeah lovely ! I'm sure they talk like that in front of their mothers.

 

[General_Vodka]

Wishful thinking !! That's the trouble with motor sports of any kind, women are put there and regarded as sexualised objects
My hubby went to Bathhurst years ago and videoed some of the cars around Mount Panorama, when the " grid girls " appeared in the back of some of the cars some of the guys were yelling out just disgusting things, " show us your *8nt " yeah lovely ! I'm sure they talk like that in front of their mothers.

Those boys never grew up from their teens. Basically half of the male population here in the US.. lol

 

[Flameangel]

Those boys never grew up from their teens. Basically half of the male population here in the US.. lol

Unfortunately same over here.

 

[Ozstung]

Unfortunately same over here.

I remember a skit the Aussie commediene Judith Lucy did (She is quite well endowed to). She said she was walking down the street on a way to club at night when a car went pass with a bunch of hoodlums hanging out of it, they screamed out " Show us you txxs" she said by the time I had pulled my tight jumper over my head they were gone how's that for gratitude. Lol

 

[Buzzrush]

A cheese factory in France exploded yesterday. Da Brie was everywhere

 

[RedCal]

A cheese factory in France exploded yesterday. Da Brie was everywhere

That was cheesy

 

[Flameangel]

That was cheesy

That gave us a Gouda laugh
Ricotta get back on topic

 

[OliverNuther]

A cheese factory in France exploded yesterday. Da Brie was everywhere

Multiple groans and rolled eyes from my family. That one’s a keeper.

 

[Hockster]

 

[Ozstung]

That gave us a Gouda laugh
Ricotta get back on topic

I thought I'd let this thread Mature before i came in for a Slice of the action.