Joke of the day

[Hockster]

 

[westcoastGT]

 

[Flameangel]

 

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[Flameangel]

This is not a joke, however, I found a note with a poem on it written by my Uncle whom I called Dad, he passed 19 yrs ago and had given it to his wife (Mum ) she passed away last month. I haven't seen this poem before so thought I'd share it with you ......

WOMAN

An Angel in truth, a Demon in fiction,
A woman's the strangest of all contradiction,
She's afraid of a Beetle, she'll scream at a mouse.
But tackle a husband as big as a house.
She's cruel, she's kind, farsighted and blind,
She'll lift a man up, she'll let a man down,
She'll crown him a King, or make him a clown,
In the morning she will, in the evening she won't,
you think that she does and find that she don't.

 

[Hockster]

 

[Ozstung]

This is not a joke, however, I found a note with a poem on it written by my Uncle whom I called Dad, he passed 19 yrs ago and had given it to his wife (Mum ) she passed away last month. I haven't seen this poem before so thought I'd share it with you ......

WOMAN

An Angel in truth, a Demon in fiction,
A woman's the strangest of all contradiction,
She's afraid of a Beetle, she'll scream at a mouse.
But tackle a husband as big as a house.
She's cruel, she's kind, farsighted and blind,
She'll lift a man up, she'll let a man down,
She'll crown him a King, or make him a clown,
In the morning she will, in the evening she won't,
you think that she does and find that she don't.

My adaption to the saying:
"Women you cant live with them,
You can't live with them" .....

 

[Hockster]

 

[Ozstung]

 

[Ozstung]

 

[Flameangel]

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"Harry high pants "!!......that looks terrible and he doesn't look comfortable

 

[Ozstung]

 

[Flameangel]

 

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[Hockster]

 

[MerlintheMad]

I remembered an old Red Skelton joke this morning (for no known reason):

In a Depression era mining town, life was hardscrabble and food precious. In a café a miner suddenly needed to go to the restroom. He worried that someone would steal his bowl of soup. So, he wrote on a piece of paper, "I have spit in this soup", and placed it over the bowl. When he came back from relieving himself, someone had written below his warning, "We all have!"

 

[OliverNuther]

I remembered an old Red Skelton joke this morning (for no known reason):

In a Depression era mining town, life was hardscrabble and food precious. In a café a miner suddenly needed to go to the restroom. He worried that someone would steal his bowl of soup. So, he wrote on a piece of paper, "I have spit in this soup", and placed it over the bowl. When he came back from relieving himself, someone had written below his warning, "We all have!"

Wow! Red Skelton. That’s a name I haven’t heard in many, many years.

 

[westcoastGT]

Wow! Red Skelton. That’s a name I haven’t heard in many, many years.

He was the BEST , never a fowl word , great human insight and amazing physicality .......................

 

[Hockster]