Holy Bat S#%t

[robz32]

That is bat shit crazy!!


Sorry had to

 

[Stinger GT SS]

That's a good idea ! Did you get a cargo net with your car ? when we opened the boot when we arrived home, my son asks " what's in that small bag ? " we opened it up and it was a cargo net.

That’s how most people discover they have a cargo net...lol

 

[nhcowboy28]

 

[GenesisG70]

For who you don't know bat shit is black because of the iron content of the blood they eat, once blood gets digested it turns black. So if you have a stomach ulcer and have an internal bleeding your shit will be black as well. Try to drink some blood and then see if I am right or not.

 

[westcoastGT]

For who you don't know bat shit is black because of the iron content of the blood they eat, once blood gets digested it turns black. So if you have a stomach ulcer and have an internal bleeding your shit will be black as well. Try to drink some blood and then see if I am right or not.

.................you go first ................

 

[Manaz]

For who you don't know bat shit is black because of the iron content of the blood they eat, once blood gets digested it turns black. So if you have a stomach ulcer and have an internal bleeding your shit will be black as well. Try to drink some blood and then see if I am right or not.

There are very few breeds of bats that actually eat blood.

 

[ShannonC]

There are very few breeds of bats that actually eat blood.

And all 4 species are located in Central and South America.
In Australia the vast majority eat fruit but a few are insect eaters.

 

[MerlintheMad]

Unbelievable, OP. You got that bombed passing under ONE tree? Bats?! The land of Aus, it has been said many times, contains seemingly endless species out to get humans. Either you can't relax on your beaches because of funnel spiders, or go in the water because of jelly fish, or slip into bed or your car without scoping for hiding giant spiders, or sit on the loo without checking regularly for rats swimming through the pipes to nibble your bum, or angry in heat roos, or rabid pet herbivores, and I haven't even started to talk about snakes; and now, "holy bats! Batman!"

 

[westcoastGT]

Unbelievable, OP. You got that bombed passing under ONE tree? Bats?! The land of Aus, it has been said many times, contains seemingly endless species out to get humans. Either you can't relax on your beaches because of funnel spiders, or go in the water because of jelly fish, or slip into bed or your car without scoping for hiding giant spiders, or sit on the loo without checking regularly for rats swimming through the pipes to nibble your bum, or angry in heat roos, or rabid pet herbivores, and I haven't even started to talk about snakes; and now, "holy bats! Batman!"

What about the feckin sharks ! just read its been an epic season for chomping on the beaches there !!

 

[Manaz]

or sit on the loo without checking regularly for rats swimming through the pipes to nibble your bum

We don't worry about rats here - the redback spiders kill the rats.

rabid pet herbivores

Thankfully, Australia has managed to remain rabies free. Along with the boars, we have wild horses (brumbies), and I believe we still have the largest number of wild camels (and only wild dromedary camels) in the world - we actually export them to the middle east! We used to have the most sheep of any country in the world, but China overtook us there a while ago. NZ as a country has the most sheep per person, which is why the kiwis have a poorly-deserved reputation.

You've forgotten the sharks in the southern oceans, and the crocs in the north (no worrying about sharks up north - the crocs ate all the sharks up there). The Tasie Devils, the Tassie Tigers, the map of Tasmania...

And the dropbears.

Drop Bear
https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/news/2013/04/drop-bears-target-tourists-study-says/

Do not forget the dropbears - they certainly won't forget you...

 

[Ozstung]

We don't worry about rats here - the redback spiders kill the rats.

Thankfully, Australia has managed to remain rabies free. Along with the boars, we have wild horses (brumbies), and I believe we still have the largest number of wild camels (and only wild dromedary camels) in the world - we actually export them to the middle east! We used to have the most sheep of any country in the world, but China overtook us there a while ago. NZ as a country has the most sheep per person, which is why the kiwis have a poorly-deserved reputation.

You've forgotten the sharks in the southern oceans, and the crocs in the north (no worrying about sharks up north - the crocs ate all the sharks up there). The Tasie Devils, the Tassie Tigers, the map of Tasmania...

And the dropbears.

Drop Bear
https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/news/2013/04/drop-bears-target-tourists-study-says/

Do not forget the dropbears - they certainly won't forget you...

Manaz c'mon, you know the drop bear rule....hush,hush, otherwise no tourist industry. I suppose at least they keep the wild cats & foxes in check .

 

[ShannonC]

Manaz c'mon, you know the drop bear rule....hush,hush, otherwise no tourist industry. I suppose at least they keep the wild cats & foxes in check .

And also make good cleaning cloths.

 

[cncBilly]

Well, that was a " Shitty " start to the day, glad you noticed and fixed her up

How could you not notice

Have you found the battery yet? and where you jump start it if needed.

And whats that got to do with "Bat Shit"?

There are very few breeds of bats that actually eat blood.

You're right. They drink it.

 

[ShannonC]

Always a good idea to carry a cleaning kit in the boot, secured by cargo net.

 

[Manaz]

You're right. They drink it.

There's still precious few that do that, and none of them live in an area that blood would explain the colour of the shit on the OP's car.

 

[Stinger GT SS]

NZ as a country has the most sheep per person, which is why the kiwis have a poorly-deserved reputation.

Have you heard the Kiwi version of the AC/DC song Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap?
Its Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep....

 

[Flameangel]

For who you don't know bat shit is black because of the iron content of the blood they eat, once blood gets digested it turns black. So if you have a stomach ulcer and have an internal bleeding your shit will be black as well. Try to drink some blood and then see if I am right or not.

Also stools will be black if you take iron tablets

 

[Manaz]

 

[Flameangel]

How could you not notice

Ok, retract comment, shitty start of the day literally, happy now ?

 

[Flameangel]

Have you heard the Kiwi version of the AC/DC song Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap?
Its Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep....

What ? Sheep Shaggers ?