Joke of the day

[Hockster]

They look ready to make you an offer you can't refuse.

 

[OliverNuther]

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I reckon I can handle the one in the front if you guys help me with the rest of them.

 

[Nasscar]

I reckon I can handle the one in the front if you guys help me with the rest of them.

We can leave the sheep for any Kiwi members.

 

[Nasscar]

I reckon I can handle the one in the front if you guys help me with the rest of them.

That Llama looks pretty tough.

 

[Ozstung]

That Llama looks pretty tough.

Yeah his name is Deli.

 

[Flameangel]

That Llama looks pretty tough.

And he'll spit on you

 

[Flameangel]

Just butting in here but I'll take on the Goat coz he's just kidding around

 

[Ozstung]

Just butting in here but I'll take on the Goat coz he's just kidding around

If I'm not wrong that could be Ronaldo or Messi?......... anybody...? Should ask Billy.

 

[eljay]

Ewe should repent for that pun.

 

[Flameangel]

If I could afford it perhaps I'd get one.....

 

[Ozstung]

What about a Bullgati?

 

[Flameangel]

What about a Bullgati?

Nah, prefer a Lambo

 

[Nasscar]

Nice punning guys, you even got the yanks on board. I was going to give it a go but I didn't want to be a 'cock'.

 

[MerlintheMad]

It's been a while since something like that set ewe Aussies off.

 

[Ozstung]

It's been a while since something like that set ewe Aussies off.

Yeah we tried to Steer of that for awhile.

 

[Ozstung]

If I'm not wrong that could be Ronaldo or Messi?......... anybody...? Should ask Billy.

Ok no one got that one , the latest sporting acronym is G.O.A.T which refers to Greatest Of All Time. So much debate about in Soccer (Football!!) Whether Messi or Ronaldo is the "GOAT". Could be the same argument For Michael Jordan or Michael Phelps in there respected sports.

 

[eljay]

Nah, prefer a Lambo

Why would you want a Lambo when you've already got a Lambda II? (By the way, my Stinger's name is Lambie.)

 

[eljay]

Nice punning guys, you even got the yanks on board.

I've been chicken in the past to horn in on the punversation when you Aussies yak it up, but this time I decided not to be, como se llama, sheepish and to have a go at it.

 

[Ozstung]

I've been chicken in the past to horn in on the punversation when you Aussies yak it up, but this time I decided not to be, como se llama, sheepish and to have a go at it.

Now that's something to crow about, you've fleeced us with that one. Quite a yarn, rather than fall Fowl with a poultry effort I needed to respond without making a Dag out of myself , no Bull.

 

[Flameangel]

Now that's something to crow about, you've fleeced us with that one. Quite a yarn, rather than fall Fowl with a poultry effort I needed to respond without making a Dag out of myself , no Bull.

Alas we cannot compete with thou benevolent " Punning Master "....