Specific Banter Thread Australia (All welcome No Dress code, No trolls)

[AV8R]

Stitched together with tarantula web for strength . The monks fly to South America twice a month to gather spiders and milk them for their webs.

 

[AV8R]

All monies I get go to the orphaned spiders of South America foundation who are cared for when there parents get captured by monks.

 

[AV8R]

 

[Stinger GT SS]

Correct and the worms were fed on the finest mulberry leaves cultivated in ancient Korean forests. The monks trek there twice a week to get fresh leaves for the worms.

And they only drink Yaks milk.

 

[AV8R]

And they only drink Yaks milk.

No mulberry juice of course silly

 

[DCBStingerGT]

I better not find one of those spiders orphaned in my hat , it would give me one Hell of a STINGER in my head....

 

[AV8R]

I better not find one of those spiders orphaned in my hat , it would give me one Hell of a STINGER in my head....

It’s ok before they are shipped to buyers the Tibetan monks jump on the hats to kill any stowaway spiders or worms. They then wash them in worm saliva to give that soft and cuddly feel.

 

[AV8R]

Here is a photo of a young Monk wearing one of the many styles of hats they make.

Her name is Sophie....lol

 

[DCBStingerGT]

Her name is Sophie....lol

Ok, I'm SOLD...I will take one of her...

 

[PxbVic]

May i ask what work you have done at the Melbourne GP's ?

Best way to describe it was event/car coordination, not planning but behind the scenes on the day wrangling cars and owners for demonstration drives around the track, Classics, Vintage, Super Cars, etc. Last time I did it was 2009, but have done a few from 2004 onwards. Also done similar things for car shows over many years back to the late 1980's. I have a history in prestige, vintage and classic cars.

 

[PxbVic]

Don’t blow his cover, he’s actually Mark Webber....oops, me & my big mouth, sorry Mark...

I wish but no Mark has a lovely Porsche 918 I'd love to get a hold of on a track

 

[ShannonC]

Think I paid less than half for this on the way out.

 

[AV8R]

Yes they always chuck them out bargain prices when the event ends.

 

[DCBStingerGT]

Yes they always chuck them out bargain prices when the event ends.

Ok then, this year I'm gonna be waiting by the rubbish bins, for when they chuck them out, now that's what I call a bargain..

 

[AV8R]

Ok then, this year I'm gonna be waiting by the rubbish bins, for when they chuck them out, now that's what I call a bargain..

Bargain bins

 

[PxbVic]

Think I paid less than half for this on the way out.
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You must be a handsome fella Shannon I worked there for a few years, and ZIP no cheap stuff just free entry and free staff hats, here's one circa 2004, but most of which I sold to drunks leaving the track for stupid money. I once got $200 for a Chinese straw hat like this.

 

[Ozstung]

>>>>>> over here. Looks like something Greg norman would wear.
Anyway time to hijack the thread it looks like flame is back in town might be time to call Red Adair there could a Geyser jet of a fireball in the house

 

[Flameangel]

your on fire as always

 

[Ozstung]

your on fire as always

Thanks pull up a jerry can we'll see if the others join in and stir the embers.

 

[PxbVic]

>>>>>> over here. Looks like something Greg norman would wear.
Anyway time to hijack the thread it looks like flame is back in town might be time to call Red Adair there could a Geyser jet of a fireball in the house

Why do you think I sold them for $200.00 a pop. only kept the one for prosperity, doesn't even fit me

Careful where there's smoke there's fire