Specific Banter Thread Australia (All welcome No Dress code, No trolls)

[DCBStingerGT]

Why do you think I sold them for $200.00 a pop

Ahhh Ha, the mystery is finally solved, that's where i bought that hat, thanx for the bargain price..

 

[Flameangel]

sure, see how far this thread can ignite, hope it doesn't flicker and die but we mustn't take it a step to fire

 

[DCBStingerGT]

Well, in conclusion it looks like we have one less flame thrower around to keep the fires burning.....

 

[Flameangel]

yes we're the little arsonists here, they will call us " the fast and the fieryous "

 

[Ozstung]

yes we're the little arsonists here, they will call us " the fast and the fieryous "

No one can hold a candle to us, likely we could be getting on their wicks.

 

[Flameangel]

We're most probably always getting on someone's wicks, can't put an inferno out easily

 

[Ozstung]

We're most probably always getting on someone's wicks, can't put an inferno out easily

I gas so. Maybe theyre fuming? They should Refine themselves instead of getting all Pumped up.

 

[Flameangel]

These petrol puns are getting rather fuelish but there a real gas, not the best I know but diesel due for now

 

[Ozstung]

Looks like you're getting good mileage from them. You are Pumped up. But im using them Economically. Im sure youll respond litre.

 

[Flameangel]

Your'e too good and I'm a bit kerfuffuelled looking at the bottom of the petrol tank for more puns but I fear I'm going on empty

 

[Ozstung]

Yes its hard these puns are at a Premium. Im running on fumes, im trying not to Tank. C'mon you Shell try a liitle harder

 

[Flameangel]

Don't think I can Caltex anymore my fumes are evaporating, I'm spluttering up the hill.

 

[Ozstung]

Are you saying youre sending out an Esso S? . Getting tired feeling like im 95. Ill see you Ron then ..

 

[AV8R]

Are these mobil jokes cause they keep changing topic.

 

[AV8R]

They definitely dont have any extinguishing points.

 

[AV8R]

Definitely getting up my nozzle.

 

[Flameangel]

The shut off Valve is operational, my engine has died, I'm getting a tow-a-way, byeee

 

[DCBStingerGT]

I gas this has gone on far enough, you know 7/11 is open 24/7 if you guys need to stay Mobil, so you can fill-up with some body fuel, or else you may end up in the Vortex zone...

 

[Coast GT]

Since when did Telstra start advertising in Chinese? Or is it just another cheap Chinese knock off

 

[Ozstung]

....its creeping in alright. I thought it was illegal to advertise in a foreign language without the English translation underneath?

Coast have you been through Eastwood in Sydney recently?