Joke of the day

[AV8R]

How weird it asterix the word p-u-s-s-y on the letter "U". How curious.

Haha that’s a goodie

 

[AV8R]

Off to have a light dinner! You’ll have to switch topics.

 

[Flameangel]

Don’t give up on us electrons!

Yep, we're high voltage, I'm insulating myself because I'm defusing now.

 

[Ozstung]

Poor ozstung he’s having trouble with cat or electrical jokes. Can’t make up his mind whether to alternator not between the two topics.

True, im booking myself for a Catscan , then possible Shock treatment. Just remember Cattery will get you no where.

 

[Stinger GT SS]

Haha that’s a goodie

 

[AV8R]

After my light dinner I’m taking the dog for a quick walk around the circuit. She can’t resist it.

 

[Ozstung]

Off to have a light dinner! You’ll have to switch topics.

We,'ll keep a light on for you. But just a word of caution, please stop all the Lion.

 

[AV8R]

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Looks like us in the 70s

 

[AV8R]

We,'ll keep a light on for you. But just a word of caution, please stop all the Lion.

Your still clawing for good one liners

 

[Ozstung]

Haha that’s a goodie

What.. Tim Brooke Taylor? Bill Oddie? Or was it Graeme Garden? Pray tell.

 

[AV8R]

And paw jokes

 

[AV8R]

What.. Tim Brooke Taylor? Bill Oddie? Or was it Graeme Garden? Pray tell.

Me on the left Stinger GTSS middle..that leaves you on the right lol

 

[AV8R]

Me on the left Stinger GTSS middle..that leaves you on the right lol

What.. Tim Brooke Taylor? Bill Oddie? Or was it Graeme Garden? Pray tell.

Your name droppin again lol

 

[Ozstung]

After my light dinner I’m taking the dog for a quick walk around the circuit. She can’t resist it.

If you don't know how to do it ill show you how to walk the dorg. Just a walking the dorg.

 

[Ozstung]

Your still clawing for good one liners

Sorry theyre pretty paw aren't they?

 

[Ozstung]

Your name droppin again lol

Sure am an oldie but a goodie.

Ps. Kill the cod, kill the cod!

 

[Ozstung]

Wanna hear a bad cat joke?

Just kitten lol

No just cattail it please.

 

[Ozstung]

..... mmm they must have gone on a power strike? Maybe i won by a whisker?

 

[MerlintheMad]

Poor Kitty cats

If you underdogs don't stop, then kittens will become an endangered species!

 

[Flameangel]

A Woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic .
He asks " What for ? " she says, " I want to kill my husband. "
he says " sorry, I can't do that " she then reaches into her handbag and pulls
out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.
He says, " you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."