What is up with the steaming Hot Coffee cup.

[Dennis Macho]

I took the stinger out for a ride the other day. I don't think I drove more that 5 miles when a pic of a hot cup of JOE shown up on the screen. It says { Take a Break ). So I heeded the warning and drove straight to Starbucks. OK What is next , a picture of a JOINT smoldering saying Take a HIT LOL. I have seen it all now!!! What would you like to see pop up in the DASH

 

[Kia Stinger]

I took the stinger out for a ride the other day. I don't think I drove more that 5 miles when a pic of a hot cup of JOE shown up on the screen. It says { Take a Break ). So I heeded the warning and drove straight to Starbucks. OK What is next , a picture of a JOINT smoldering saying Take a HIT LOL. I have seen it all now!!! What would you like to see pop up in the DASH

I'd like to see a bag of money pop up on the dash - with directions where to find it. That coffee cup light is supposed to let you know when the car thinks you're tired - based on facial algorithms (or something like that)...

 

[Dennis Macho]

No SHIT, I feel I was well rested. Are you serious ???? something reads your facial expressions... Well after I grab a TALL ice coffee , I see 2 hot YOUNG babes jump in a Red GTI. I pull out and drive past and noticed how they stared at the stinger intensely, Wait maybe they were staring at me LOL. Well they are behind me and I accelerate kinda briskly. Well I believe that put their panties in a bunch. I got behind a Slow KIA soul and they blow on by . They felt like they had a Stinger KILL. As I stood in the Starbucks , I noticed one of the girls had a Red M3 BMW as background on their phone so I think they were performance girls ...

 

[Weareblondi]

see, it isn't that fact that the stinger thought you looked tired, it was talking with the gti and figured, hey why not. if it told you hot babes next exit, you might have caused an accident getting there. unless you are married, then your wife would have killed you and caused an accident. this way, it tells you that you need a break, hot babes appear, you suck in your gut, strut on over and badda bing, LOVE MATCH!!!!!!! maybe i should switch to decaf from now on.

 

[Rufus]

see, it isn't that fact that the stinger thought you looked tired, it was talking with the gti and figured, hey why not. if it told you hot babes next exit, you might have caused an accident getting there. unless you are married, then your wife would have killed you and caused an accident. this way, it tells you that you need a break, hot babes appear, you suck in your gut, strut on over and badda bing, LOVE MATCH!!!!!!! maybe i should switch to decaf from now on.

Dude! I almost did a coffee spit-take from that post!!!!

 

[Weareblondi]

ha! my plan almost worked. my work is done here. coffee time. bahahahahaahahahahahahaa

 

[Dennis Macho]

I see we have a group of Pranksters in here , Keep up the good work!!!

 

[Weareblondi]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? loki is in here. damn you loki, go bother your brother. oh wait, you are dead. muahahahaahahahahahahaha, thanks thanos!

 

[Weareblondi]

yes, i am a comic book dork.