The Parking Lot

[Kia Stinger]

Oh I can do one better. I purchase my cars and leave them on the show room floor and uber wherever I need to go. Can't be too careful....

You definitely one-upped me!

 

[voon]

I go further than that and don't even purchase my cars.

 

[ibmaxx]

You gotta think like a moron to know how to beat them. You’re too intelligent so your plans not working. I park across the road on the road single lane so no one can park next to me.

That's sound thinking. I often leave Mrs ibmaxx behind to protect the car . Here she is locked and loaded and don't mess with her-





Meantime as I can be such a jerk with my car protection paranoia I award myself this hat-

 

[AV8R]

I hear you, it's crazy these days:

Darth Vader says thanks as he was wondering where he parked it.

 

[Rufus]

Wherever I'm going - I park several towns away and take a cab to the door. I don't know what people who park like this are thinking...

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Wait--was that car parked?!!

 

[AV8R]

The wife will follow me with this. She has her brief on what to do if someone parks next to me.

 

[Weareblondi]

nice one!!! the mrs would probably turn around and shoot, just in case you didn't understood the first time

 

[Kia Stinger]

Wait--was that car parked?!!

Yes! And the guy sat there for 10 minutes with the driver's side door opened messing around with something inside the car. So he basically took two spots during that time - because with the door opened - there was no way a car could fit in the adjacent spot...