Welp, it was time for a Costco run. Couldn't put off the day of reckoning any longer. (Last time I used colorful metaphors and stomped out of there, because I was told I had to have a mask to get in the store.)
On my way there I did two stops. First was to Smith and Edwards to buy a bandanna (aka a very large "handkerchief"). No masks for me! I got a very bold one. I picked the one with "bling" accents, rather than the option with large flowers on it. Hah. It's a "Silk and Sage" from "Wild Rags"; 45" "Buckaroo" pattern. Sweet! Now I can really look like a highwayman should the necessity arise.
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Second stop was at Daybreak, Oquirrh lake, to do a full circuit with the walking sticks (power walking, to involve the upper body instead of just swinging yer arms; I do this alternating days with bicycling). I left the bandanna in the car.
When I got back I liked the venue, background and atmosphere, so I took a pic.
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Now that my daily exercise was checked off the list, I had to face Costco. Yes, I pulled the bandanna up at the entrance as I showed my membership card. I got a grin out of the girl doing sentry-go at the door: something about how I tugged it up over my nose at the very last second, I suppose. The moment I went around the corner I let it down. And I kept it down until I went to the checkout. I was literally the only person, employee or customer, with my nose and mouth uncovered. I saw several unhappy, uncomfortable shoppers with the silly masks below their noses. What the hell GOOD can that possibly do? I felt superior. Hah.

At least I wasn't being a hypocrite. I kept my distance from anybody; and there were only a few shoppers compared to how it has been recently. The moment I was checked out the bandanna dropped again. Almost to the exit, two Costco ladies greeted each other, one without a mask and the other with it under her chin. I sense a disturbance in The Force.
As I approached my car from the passenger side, I saw guano on the B pillar, front passenger window and the frame above. Damn. While I was walking a bird or birds had shat on my car; I had, once again, not noticed that I was parking under a tree. (remember, Dougy, park in the open; repeat as necessary)
My final stop was another grocery store which only asks customers to "consider wearing a mask when shopping". I left the bandanna down.
Most people covering their lower faces are wearing masks. Few wear these cool bandannas. I see some wearing cruddy looking cotton bandannas. Mine is superior; silk is definitely, without the slightest doubt, the real deal when protecting others. And when you double, triple, quadruple the cloth by rolling it before you tie it behind your head, the air getting out of you into any of "them" has to be reduced to the efficiency of an N95, surely (I have no idea, I'm just blah, blah, blah, BLAH!, here). The really stupid looking thing about most masks is that they hang on your ears. At least a quarter of the human population out of doors lately has sticky out ears. They look totally ridiculous.