I, am Lord of the Rain Dance

MerlintheMad

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This is the result of the last seven days, beginning with Thursday morning, when I washed the dust (yes, rainless days of dust) off my car.

Sometime Friday night it rained. The wind came from the north and spotted the back half of my car.

On my way to race slot cars, I had Magic Clean wash and dry my Stinger: no way was I going to put up with only two days of a clean car!

2 hour loop.webp
On Monday afternoon, I went for a nice two hour drive on a loop with my mother: I-80 through Parley's canyon to Echo, I-84 to the end of Ogden canyon, Hwy 89 to Kaysville and then over to I-15 back to Salt Lake city. Gorgeous drive. Including the very clean rain that accompanied us on Hwy 89, the entire brief distance we were on it: meanwhile the SUN was shining directly overhead: I could see it through the rain through my "moonroof". Heh! Oh, well!!

That was okay, it hardly left a spot as it dried. I could live with it. Not hardly, I was given no chance. After dropping my mother off at her apartment, I headed into Murray to Costco to gas up; and while doing so it rained again. This time, dirty rain.

Thoroughly peeved, as soon as I got home I washed my car aaagain.

On Tuesday, my wife and I drove pretty much to the same area as I had the day before, but cut back to Salt Lake city via Hwy 65 to Emigration canyon and thus over to Millcreek canyon where we hiked for a couple of hours. It was clouding up. I looked upon the gathering clouds with growing suspicion.

My wife wanted to shop. And the time she was inside was the time I needed to escape back under our carport. It was not to be. More filthy rain, while I waited for her in the car: I had to close the "moonroof". It was just enough rain to mess my car and do no one any good; not even enough to lower the temperature.

Oh I was defiant! Before bed, after ten o'clock, I went outside and washed my car in the flood lights. Take THAT. "I spit on your rain dance!" I said this aloud a couple of times during this week-long saga.

Today, the rain storm hit. This was the big one, building up from all of my efforts to keep my car clean. I just stood there and waited it out.

The Slot Car Shop did not escape the ferocity of my battle with Ma Nature.
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Well, the battle of wills went my way this time. In "punishing" my arrogance, the copious volume of water on my car, all clean water because there had been so much of it for so long, allowed me to take three terry cloth towels to every square inch, including inside the trunk lid edges and door frames, etc. It looks gorgeous. And I didn't have to apply any H20. It was free. And now the evening sun is shining.

"The war is won. The battle's over. ... Until the next time. Until the next time."
 
By the way, that drive on Hwy 65 is a blast, though somewhat short (I estimate the really fun spot is less than five miles long): lots of up and downhill in the forest, with hairpin turns and switchbacks. If you are ever in Utah, I recommend having some fun on it. But not in the winter: it is closed.
 
Lol, Merlin, you sure like to keep that car clean. Glad you had some twists to drive, makes up for the annoyance of the rain.
 
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The struggle is real my friend. I've been late to work for the last six weeks. My co workers text me and ask are you at the car wash again?
maybe....I reply
 
Seems like we are all waiting for that first ding or scratch. Will we all be so obsessive once our babies are no longer virgins? Hopefully this will happen when those 2022's start showing up in dealer showrooms - I heard that 2022 model will be great :).
 
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@NYLAWBIZ That was one of the main reasons arguing against buying a new car. The obsession with preserving "perfection" is not a pleasant frame of mind. It is an affliction. The suspense of waiting for when the car gets marred is dreadful. But, I decided in the end to take that plunge. Perversely, I was the one to afflict my car with its first blemishes, in my attempts to "fix' some exceedingly small nicks and scratches. Now the car is close enough to perfect, again, that I still possess the dread. It's okay. It's my battle to preserve this beautiful thing, this almost perfect thing, to protect it from harm, and to enjoy that battle as a worthy effort to make the world a bit more beautiful and fun. I willingly think about it all the time. This is my current duty and joy. :)
 
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Well.. This is a fight I'm willing to pay to see in theatres, however your distinctive writting patterns, scripting each sentences where it belongs and your virtual dialogues that lets me see the exact event from your eye's perspective. Dare I add, posting vedios to complete the illustration is a whole new level of embellishment.

I enjoyed reading this, thank you Merlin for sharing stories in a thrilling manner. It's always empowering to read your posts.
 
That’s true Salman but I have to say that he’s not much of a wizard if he can’t control the weather.

Kidding! I’m kidding, Merlin. Please don’t turn me into a newt.
 
Dare I forget, reading your post reminds me after Huda and I clean our car. Because once we do it just immediately gets dusty. Because we have a dusty weather most of the time. So after washing it and driving it back home, we arrive only to find the car dusty. So we just brush the dust away which works perfectly. But not for long after an hour or two it will get dusty again. So after a few times, we surrender to the Lord of Dust. He is just unbeatable, indestructible and the best weapon of his, is that he is everlasting. The Lord of Dust will always be there 24h waiting for you leave the car an attended so he can STRIKE!

I would love to see a fight between you two.

@MerlintheMad, the tenestous fighter which will not give up early like most of us - Against V.S - Lord of Dust, the persistent champion that never saw defeat.

I'll pay to watch this movie;)
 
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I would love to see a fight between you two.

@MerlintheMad, the tenestous fighter which will not give up early like most of us - Against V.S - Lord of Dust, the persistent champion that never saw defeat.

I'll pay to watch this movie;)

@MerlintheMad for preparation purposes, this is The Lord of dust in action ! We just spent 3hrs and a half washing the car after our trip. And in less than 2hours this happens.

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Change/clean the air filters frequently, don't have a problem with door seals...
 
@Salman You may find this hard to believe, but as I have been battling the rain, I have been thinking of you two, over there, in the "Land of Dust". Because in my mind I think that dusty is easier to deal with than rainy. Dust you can blow off.

I was thinking about investing in an air compressor. Because where I live is rather a combination of both enemies, spattering rain (just enough to ruin a car wash), and dust. The car first gets dusty (as I have already described), then the rain "spits" on the dust and makes it as ugly as possible. The final rain storm (in the OP) was a rarity, a blessing (as I have already described). The prior rain episodes were typical: just enough wet to turn any accumulated dust to mud spatters. But, if before I go driving, I use compressed air all over my car (should only take a minute or two), it will look great for the next few days. And, if the rain holds off (which it usually does, for weeks and sometimes even months at a time), I can pretty-up my car simply be blowing the dust off, instead of laboriously washing it off.

There, I think I have convinced myself to get an air compressor in. It will pay for itself in saved car washes; because usually (not like this past week of being engaged in battle), I do not have the gumption to go wash my car and I have Magic Clean do it.
 
@Salman You may find this hard to believe, but as I have been battling the rain, I have been thinking of you two, over there, in the "Land of Dust". Because in my mind I think that dusty is easier to deal with than rainy. Dust you can blow off.

I was thinking about investing in an air compressor. Because where I live is rather a combination of both enemies, spattering rain (just enough to ruin a car wash), and dust. The car first gets dusty (as I have already described), then the rain "spits" on the dust and makes it as ugly as possible. The final rain storm (in the OP) was a rarity, a blessing (as I have already described). The prior rain episodes were typical: just enough wet to turn any accumulated dust to mud spatters. But, if before I go driving, I use compressed air all over my car (should only take a minute or two), it will look great for the next few days. And, if the rain holds off (which it usually does, for weeks and sometimes even months at a time), I can pretty-up my car simply be blowing the dust off, instead of laboriously washing it off.

There, I think I have convinced myself to get an air compressor in. It will pay for itself in saved car washes; because usually (not like this past week of being engaged in battle), I do not have the gumption to go wash my car and I have Magic Clean do it.

Dust+rain is great, isn't it? This is my car after 5 minutes of rain + 30mph winds in my work parking lot.

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I had washed it the day before. Lol.

Edit: If you are ever in the area and get a hankering for hairpins, try Highway 191 between Vernal and Flaming Gorge.
 
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From interior to exterior to high performance - everything you need for your Stinger awaits you...
If you are ever in the area and get a hankering for hairpins, try Highway 191 between Vernal and Flaming Gorge.
Got it. I'll mark that down. Thanks. Btw, do you have an air compressor?
 
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@MerlintheMad what about investing in a car cover? ... is it worth it? I've been thinking about this before a bought the car. Until now I have not come to a conclusion or a decision for that matter.

Edit: I'm afraid if I buy it, I'll be lazy after a few weeks of putting it in every time....
 
@MerlintheMad what about investing in a car cover? ... is it worth it? I've been thinking about this before a bought the car. Until now I have not come to a conclusion or a decision for that matter.
Car cover + dust + wind = grit under cover = upbraided paint! No thanks!
 
Got it. I'll mark that down. Thanks. Btw, do you have an air compressor?

Nope. I've got a compressed air tank that I won at a car show, but no compressor. Lol.
 
Car cover + dust + wind = grit under cover = upbraided paint! No thanks!
I have never though about it this way. Thanks Merlin, you have saved me the trouble of deciding.

My previous home, had a parking garage under the building. It was a blessing, no sun, no dust and no rain (that comes one time a year). People at my work though a clean my car every morning... and to be frank they still do:D
 
From interior to exterior to high performance - everything you need for your Stinger awaits you...
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