Joke of the day

[Ozstung]

brave ................very brave ....................or

Ugh oh.......1.......2.........3...lol

 

[Flameangel]

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Wouldn't that be so tempting

 

[Kevin Noakes]

Yes, and not just about Flame.

Women have smaller feet so they can fit up the ass of men that make jokes like you !

There she is .......

 

[Toddasaurus]

 

[westcoastGT]

There she is .......

she is a winner !!

 

[Toddasaurus]

 

[Ozstung]

The Drover at the Pearly Gates

A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates asking to be let in.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.

"On a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, there was this gang of bikies threatening some young sheila.

I told ‘em to leave ‘er alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I went up to the biggest bloke, tattoos everywhere and smacked ‘im in the face, kicked ‘is bike over, ripped out ‘is nose-ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of the lot of ya!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Oh, ‘bout a couple o’ minutes ago."

 

[cncBilly]

The Drover at the Pearly Gates

A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates asking to be let in.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.

"On a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, there was this gang of bikies threatening some young sheila.

I told ‘em to leave ‘er alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I went up to the biggest bloke, tattoos everywhere and smacked ‘im in the face, kicked ‘is bike over, ripped out ‘is nose-ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of the lot of ya!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Oh, ‘bout a couple o’ minutes ago."

To funny. Tears in your eyes funny

 

[Hockster]

 

[Flameangel]

 

[M'Kehyah]

Don't let a panda into the restaurant!! I looked it up - dictionary sez: Panda [pan-duh] "Eats, shoots and leaves" and I don' wanna' get shot!! :O

 

[RedCal]

I know a much dirtier version of that joke

 

[Buzzrush]

I went into a convenience store to buy a gallon of milk.
I grabbed the milk and approached the counter.
The girl working the register asked "Will that be all?"
I said "No......I want to buy this"

-Steven Wright

 

[Flameangel]

I know a much dirtier version of that joke

So do I and has something to do with a wombat

 

[Hockster]

 

[Ozstung]

 

[Hockster]

 

[cjbigcog]

Is this real?

 

[Ozstung]

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No.

 

[westcoastGT]

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..............................sheep puncher ! Bawaaaaa