Too much and not enough KFC

[DCBStingerGT]

Well, since this seems to be the section to discuss everything not Stinger and Off Topic, thought I would share tonight's visit to my local KFC.

Decided too have KFC for dinner tonight, at my local store, the girl serving can see I'm on my own, and I order an Ultimate Box, I had to wait 10 minutes for the piece of chicken i like most, which was fine, since I know it will be freshly cooked and hot, but she plonked the hot chicken piece with the oil still dripping from it, all over my chips, then I open my burger, instead of a chicken fillet, there is two chicken strips, fillets apparently run out, then I also notice what else they included, 17 of those hand wipes as shown in the photo below, because they gave me so many, thought they might of been KFC branded condoms..?..

 

[Nasscar]

All of these are good reasons never to eat at KFC.

 

[oddball]

That would make a phenomenal condom package.

 

[RedCal]

Finger lickin' good???

 

[nhcowboy28]

Dis is what u get after KFC

K-illing
(The)
F-arking
C-ommode

 

[westcoastGT]

Finger lickin' good???

no comment ~ bawaaaaaa

 

[Legendsk]

I stopped at a McDonald's and ordered for me, a quarter pounder with cheese, large fries and medium chocolate shake and for the dog, a quarter pounder with cheese, with no condiments - no catsup, no mustard, no onions, no pickles - no condiments. And can you please hand me the plain one first?

Paid at the first window. At the second window Suzie-Q reached out with the drink. I pulled back and asked if she could give me the plain cheeseburger first. She said Whaaaaa. . . . .? May I please have the plain cheeseburger first? Uh, do you want it in a separate bag? I don't even care if it's in a bag, I just would like it before the other items, so I don't have to fight the dog for everything else. I'm sorry, I don't know how to do that, I'll get a manager.

Manager appears - WHAT'S THE BIG PROBLEM HERE? I would like to get the plain cheeseburger first so I can give it to the dog. Well, do you want it in a different bag? I don't care about the bag, I would just like to get the plain one first. <sigh>

Okay, here is your plain cheeseburger, here is your shake, here is your other cheeseburger. I can't give you your fries, because while this was all being resolved, someone took your fries. Pull over there and park and I will get you some fries. I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to sit right here until I get my money back, my fries, the police come or this place freezes over!

 

[Revvdmedia]

I don't remember the name of it and I don't think they have it any more, but a few months ago I ordered this sandwich that was on a coupon page sent in the mail, it clearly had 2 chicken fillets on it (full size ones) but somehow it looked small and manageable in the photo. I ordered it, brought it home and was appalled when I lifted it up, it was HEAVY. I opened it up and it definitely had two full size big crunch fillets on it, and sauce, and cheese I think. I also got a poutine to go with it. Wow, that was way too much food and I ate it all like the glutton I am.

**Edit, found it, BBQ Big Crunch Stacker...lol

 

[Legendsk]

I stopped at a McDonald's and ordered for me, a quarter pounder with cheese, large fries and medium chocolate shake and for the dog, a quarter pounder with cheese, with no condiments - no catsup, no mustard, no onions, no pickles - no condiments. And can you please hand me the plain one first?

Paid at the first window. At the second window Suzie-Q reached out with the drink. I pulled back and asked if she could give me the plain cheeseburger first. She said Whaaaaa. . . . .? May I please have the plain cheeseburger first? Uh, do you want it in a separate bag? I don't even care if it's in a bag, I just would like it before the other items, so I don't have to fight the dog for everything else. I'm sorry, I don't know how to do that, I'll get a manager.

Manager appears - WHAT'S THE BIG PROBLEM HERE? I would like to get the plain cheeseburger first so I can give it to the dog. Well, do you want it in a different bag? I don't care about the bag, I would just like to get the plain one first. <sigh>

Okay, here is your plain cheeseburger, here is your shake, here is your other cheeseburger. I can't give you your fries, because while this was all being resolved, someone took your fries. Pull over there and park and I will get you some fries. I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to sit right here until I get my money back, my fries, the police come or this place freezes over!

 

[CKeeler]

@DCBStingerGT I can’t even think about your story. My OCD is most impressed with how you perfectly laid out all the wet wipe packs

 

[Revvdmedia]

then I also notice what else they included, 17 of those hand wipes as shown in the photo below, because they gave me so many, thought they might of been KFC branded condoms..?..

If they were KFC condoms, I would change the packaging of them to say: "KFC, F****** Good"

 

[OliverNuther]

Anyone considering using KFC condoms should probably steer clear of the Hot and Spicy variety.

 

[RedCal]

Anyone considering using KFC condoms should probably steer clear of the Hot and Spicy variety.

Probably add extra crispy to the list as well

 

[westcoastGT]

I stopped at a McDonald's and ordered for me, a quarter pounder with cheese, large fries and medium chocolate shake and for the dog, a quarter pounder with cheese, with no condiments - no catsup, no mustard, no onions, no pickles - no condiments. And can you please hand me the plain one first?

Paid at the first window. At the second window Suzie-Q reached out with the drink. I pulled back and asked if she could give me the plain cheeseburger first. She said Whaaaaa. . . . .? May I please have the plain cheeseburger first? Uh, do you want it in a separate bag? I don't even care if it's in a bag, I just would like it before the other items, so I don't have to fight the dog for everything else. I'm sorry, I don't know how to do that, I'll get a manager.

Manager appears - WHAT'S THE BIG PROBLEM HERE? I would like to get the plain cheeseburger first so I can give it to the dog. Well, do you want it in a different bag? I don't care about the bag, I would just like to get the plain one first. <sigh>

Okay, here is your plain cheeseburger, here is your shake, here is your other cheeseburger. I can't give you your fries, because while this was all being resolved, someone took your fries. Pull over there and park and I will get you some fries. I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to sit right here until I get my money back, my fries, the police come or this place freezes over!

you feed your dog in the car ?? I wont even let my son eat in the car

 

[TwiceStung]

Well, since this seems to be the section to discuss everything not Stinger and Off Topic, thought I would share tonight's visit to my local KFC.

Decided too have KFC for dinner tonight, at my local store, the girl serving can see I'm on my own, and I order an Ultimate Box, I had to wait 10 minutes for the piece of chicken i like most, which was fine, since I know it will be freshly cooked and hot, but she plonked the hot chicken piece with the oil still dripping from it, all over my chips, then I open my burger, instead of a chicken fillet, there is two chicken strips, fillets apparently run out, then I also notice what else they included, 17 of those hand wipes as shown in the photo below, because they gave me so many, thought they might of been KFC branded condoms..?..

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There’s just waaay too much to be said here, so I won’t.

 

[app_master]

Rolling with the KFC theme ... I ordered the "double" one time. My daughter turns to me and just states it as "pure fat!". Nuf said, but I still ate it...yum but sigh

 

[DCBStingerGT]

The " Double " is the one I never got to eat when it was available, just wanted to have it once, maybe it will come back one day...?

 

[Satansfist]

Remember when KFC used to do Zinger pies for a while?

 

[Flameangel]

you feed your dog in the car ?? I wont even let my son eat in the car

My Dogs don't go in my car full stop ! they can go in Hubby's little Cerato.

 

[Coast GT]

I stopped at a McDonald's and ordered for me, a quarter pounder with cheese, large fries and medium chocolate shake

Quarter pounder with cheese, lol, in Australia that’s just a quarter pounder. Your story reminded me of this.