Say what?! Need advice ....

[mldavis2]

The online user manual is 560 pages. The online Media Manual is 196 pages.

How do I tell my wife she needs to read 756 pages of Korean translation instructions before she can drive my new car?

 

[voon]

1. Pressen Blinken start. Waiten beep loud.
2. Rumble motoren rotate, when go. braken do.
3. Driven, klicken der Gear, when rod the shifter. Button press.
4. Gas motoren, rumble moren. Drive moren. Forward happy and good.

 

[mldavis2]

Great, @voon ! I ran that through my Google translator and it crashed.

 

[AV8R]

The online user manual is 560 pages. The online Media Manual is 196 pages.

How do I tell my wife she needs to read 756 pages of Korean translation instructions before she can drive my new car?

Tell her it’s part of the insurance contract. Also there is a test at the end, that will turn her off driving it. Lol

 

[Scorpio Redux]

The online user manual is 560 pages. The online Media Manual is 196 pages.

How do I tell my wife she needs to read 756 pages of Korean translation instructions before she can drive my new car?

Perhaps Korean version is shorter. Give for wife: self-study language course?

 

[robz32]

Better for you @mldavis2 you can drive it while she learns the manual. Then she will not bother you with how to program her phone with BT, or how to use AA or ACP, etc.

 

[Weareblondi]

bro, if anybody figures out how to get their wives to read the manual, i, also, am interested. i have learned you don't tell a southern woman what to do. ever. at least northern women, tell them that there is a hidden code for 50% off at barneys, see how fast they rip that manual out of your hands. all i can think of is to tell her that there is a secret korean sweet iced recipe in there.