Funny Stinger comment

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Had a buddy tell me today after seeing the Stinger for the first time "Looks like a Panamera had sex with a Jaguar and had a baby and that baby married an Audi". Pretty much nailed it. :)
 
In all honesty, I think the Stinger has better styling than the Panamera. The Panamera looks great notwithstanding the horribly ugly rear. Stinger takes it there IMO. But I think it looks like the baby of a Panamera and Maserati. But your buddy nailed it.
 
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one thing is for sure......they don't slouch on the handling.....and looks......why else by a car?
I think of this all the time, the mindless souls just driving some of the worst handling cars on the planet.....why?!
 
From interior to exterior to high performance - everything you need for your Stinger awaits you...
They don’t really like to drive, they do it because they have to. You see them everyday, turning/changing lanes with no turn signals, running lights/stop signs, hanging out in the left lane going slower that the speed limit, impeding traffic, bunched up like sheep instead of moving out of the way. They are not going honking about driving fun, just want to follow the flock.
 
Yesterday I almost ran into the rear of one of "them". I had made a left hand turn and was accelerating, when out of a side parking lot came this, thing, no signals, no looking, just out and across two lanes and into the left hand lane (my lane) directly in front of me, going SLOW!? I hit the brakes (thanks Brembo) and the horn for a good long blast. Not the slightest sign of life in the cockpit of the zombie car. All I could do was swing around and raise my arm in the time worn gesture that means, "WTH are you doing?", as I got away.
 
On a Bike you would of been an insurance claim
 
In all honesty, I think the Stinger has better styling than the Panamera. The Panamera looks great notwithstanding the horribly ugly rear. Stinger takes it there IMO. But I think it looks like the baby of a Panamera and Maserati. But your buddy nailed it.
...............you cant be referencing the NEW Panamera's rear ? it almost looks like the Stinger ......................

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From interior to exterior to high performance - everything you need for your Stinger awaits you...
as long as the stinger is the only ''rear'' they see......thats all that matters to me.
 
They don’t really like to drive, they do it because they have to. You see them everyday, turning/changing lanes with no turn signals, running lights/stop signs, hanging out in the left lane going slower that the speed limit, impeding traffic, bunched up like sheep instead of moving out of the way. They are not going honking about driving fun, just want to follow the flock.

We are soooooo outnumbered.....and even when a ''gear'' head follows any one of us/me....they are way to close, think they can race or intimidate.
 
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