Specific Banter Thread Australia (All welcome No Dress code, No trolls)

[Doel]

Do you know how many Prime ministers we've had down here in the last 10 years. We change them with the seasons. Some good old fashioned arse kickin' would work well here. Nb. Is your first name Bob?

be careful what you ask for. Before you know it, your prime minister will be paying off affairs with porn stars and having dinner with dictators who murder their family members with anti aircraft weapons all while praising how wonderful they are.

Changing presidents on a two year basis doesn't sound too bad to me right now

 

[Ozstung]

be careful what you ask for. Before you know it, your prime minister will be paying off affairs with porn stars and having dinner with dictators who murder their family members with anti aircraft weapons all while praising how wonderful they are.

Changing presidents on a two year basis doesn't sound too bad to me right now

Murdering family members with anti aircraft guns?!! I bet they copped a lot of Flak over that one. ( Sorry)

 

[PxbVic]

You Aussies are weird. I really want to come visit!

Yeah if you come over you will have to pass the mandatory kangaroo wrangling and riding test, or we wont let you in, the bastards are everywhere and you have to be on your toes.

 

[ShannonC]

@Tonkabob
The damn things are everywhere.

 

[Stinger GT SS]

I hit a small dead one last Tuesday, just clipped it.

 

[PxbVic]

I hit a small dead one last Tuesday, just clipped it.
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ouch

 

[PxbVic]

One for the US ladies, introducing Roger, he's a striking handsome example of a fine Aussie male, 6'5" a sensitive soul who loves his teddy bear.


Loves to work out and laze around the bush in the afternoon.


He's very protective of his lady and can get a bit jealous.


His favorite past time is crushing steel buckets.

 

[ShannonC]

Some have even taken to playing rugby.

 

[OliverNuther]

Not sure if the teddy bear is loving it that much.

 

[PxbVic]

Some have even taken to playing rugby.
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A few loose roos in the top paddock I had a similar photo from Halls Gap, with 100's of roos around a villa we stayed in it was a bit surreal because when people came to stay the roos would come over for food, 100's of roos

 

[Flameangel]

Ah you guys don't mind him? Then you also wouldn't mind if we stuffed him in a crate and shipped him over to you guys, right?

Ozstung can speak for himself, however I believe we have enough idiots in parliament without adding any more.

 

[Flameangel]

I hit a small dead one last Tuesday, just clipped it.
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Thank goodness It was already dead, pity about your car though, hope your front splitter can be easily fixed

 

[Stinger GT SS]

Thank goodness It was already dead, pity about your car though, hope your front splitter can be easily fixed

Thanks, it’s all good my Smash Repairer fixed it yesterday, parts can be repaired or replaced, I was on the Snowy Mountains Highway, it was in the middle of my side of the road on a blind bend, saw it at the last minute & at the same time a couple of motorcycles appeared in the opposite direction, no good swerving could have hurt or killed someone, just thankful we are ok & damage was minimal.

 

[PxbVic]

Not sure if the teddy bear is loving it that much.

You take your life in your hands if you try and take Roger's teddy.

 

[Ozstung]

Murdering family members with anti aircraft guns?!! I bet they copped a lot of Flak over that one. ( Sorry)

I thought this was my funniest quip Evvvvverrrr yet not even a like???? Mind you i read it to the wife and she doesn't get it. Do i need to explain? ( dummy flys across the room, toys exiting the cot pronto).

 

[ShannonC]

Ok, I'll keep you happy.

 

[Ozstung]

Ok, I'll keep you happy.

Thank you muchly. Others......?

 

[Stinger GT SS]

Thank you muchly. Others......?

You don’t need any encouragement.....

 

[AV8R]

Thanks, it’s all good my Smash Repairer fixed it yesterday, parts can be repaired or replaced, I was on the Snowy Mountains Highway, it was in the middle of my side of the road on a blind bend, saw it at the last minute & at the same time a couple of motorcycles appeared in the opposite direction, no good swerving could have hurt or killed someone, just thankful we are ok & damage was minimal.

So he just clipped it back in or replaced part?

 

[Stinger GT SS]

So he just clipped it back in or replaced part?

It was cracked lengthways through the mounting screws, they glued the crack & put larger headed rivets in cannot see it unless you under the car.