The two and a half year warranty

[MerlintheMad]

Can you believe it? My ten year warranty is OVER.
If I don't "update" before the 8th Proximo, I will have to pay for all my repairs out of pocket.

Why do people like this inhabit the same planet that I do?

 

[Luminary]

"We're calling about your cars extended warranty"... *click*

 

[Blingen]

I tell them I no longer own that car. When they ask what I drive I tell them I use Uber.