Oh dear, hope you are feeling better lolAfter some antibiotics recently I had this experience sitting in a typically (un) expected traffic jam in the GT1… I was desperately
‘prepared’ to deploy the towel if I could reach it…maybe the Nappa could handle it better
They're promising upwards of a foot of snow in the next 18 hours for this area. That ain't no joke! We had no snow during nov/dec which is rare for this area. After the snow comes single digits. Who needs to move to .CA when chicago is just as cold/snowy.
I haven’t seen snow for 37 years since leaving Uk as a kid. My Aussie born kids have never seen snow in real life.We hope to take them to the snow one of these days so they can have that experience of making a snow man and having a snowball fight .They're promising upwards of a foot of snow in the next 18 hours for this area. That ain't no joke! We had no snow during nov/dec which is rare for this area. After the snow comes single digits. Who needs to move to .CA when chicago is just as cold/snowy.
At the Saturday morning service the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular.
Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims: "If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!" The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says: "If the rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee a free college education for his children!" More sighs and loud applause.
Estelle Rubin, age 88, stands and announces with a smile: "If the Rabbi stays, I will give him sex." There is total silence.
The rabbi, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Rubin, you're a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"
Estelle's 90-year old husband, Abe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies:
Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said: "f*ck him."
good on you Ollie , can you send her my way , I'd like to interview her for another job .............................bawaaaaaaI’ve had to break up with my new girlfriend.
I noticed in her wardrobe that she had a French maid’s outfit, a nurses uniform and a police woman’s uniform.
Bugger it, I thought. If she can’t hold down a job then she’s too unstable for me.