Joke of the day

[Ozstung]

You know why we Excel ? because us Aussies are full of ......

... humour? Surely not waste product! Thats comment has left me dungfounded.

 

[DCBStingerGT]

What is your favourite position , is it on top or on the bottom , whichever is your favourite your still gonna have a shit experience, no matter how you hang your toilet roll....

 

[Flameangel]

... humour? Surely not waste product! Thats comment has left me dungfounded.

Lol of course I was talking about Humour.......I'm not a potty mouth

 

[Flameangel]

What is your favourite position , is it on top or on the bottom , whichever is your favourite your still gonna have a shit experience, no matter how you hang your toilet roll....

I like to roll on top

 

[DCBStingerGT]

I like to roll on top

Same here, that's the only way I roll..

 

[Flameangel]

Same here, that's the only way I roll..

Yep, it's the best position.....to roll

 

[Ozstung]

Yep, it's the best position.....to roll

Im rolling off to bed now.

 

[Flameangel]

Im rolling off to bed now.

Oh, have a good night shift, sleep well

 

[Stinger GT SS]

My wife said she wanted to put that spark back into our marriage, I said sure I totally agree, so she tasered me.

 

[Flameangel]

My wife said she wanted to put that spark back into our marriage, I said sure I totally agree, so she tasered me.

That would have been a shocking experience for you but you'd handle it well because you have an electrifying personality, hope you were wearing your rubbers

 

[Stinger GT SS]

That would have been a shocking experience for you but you'd handle it well because you have an electrifying personality, hope you were wearing your rubbers

 

[Ozstung]

That would have been a shocking experience for you but you'd handle it well because you have an electrifying personality, hope you were wearing your rubbers

Watt? You are such a bright spark.

 

[Flameangel]

Watt? You are such a bright spark.

Thanks did you pull that one out of the socket ?

 

[Ozstung]

Thanks did you pull that one out of the socket ?

No i pulled it out of the volt

 

[Flameangel]

No i pulled it out of the volt

Watt the ? hope you were grounded because that would be a hair raising charge

 

[Ozstung]

Watt the ? hope you were grounded because that would be a hair raising charge

Yes and im quite down to Earth but some times i have surge.

 

[Flameangel]

Yes and im quite down to Earth but some times i have surge.

You must be glad to be rid of that electrical charge youv'e been carrying, you must be ex-static by now

 

[Ozstung]

You must be glad to be rid of that electrical charge youv'e been carrying, you must be ex-static by now

Currently now im switched on and find this whole topic enLightning.

 

[Flameangel]

Currently now im switched on and find this whole topic enLightning.

I had to bolt off for a while but now I'm back full of renewable energy

 

[Ozstung]

I thought you might be conFused but i see you are back in your Element.