Joke of the day

[Rango]

 

[OliverNuther]

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So AWD then?

 

[Stinger GT SS]

My girlfriend asked where I was taking her for Valentines Day.
Apparently “taking her from behind” wasn’t the correct response.

 

[OliverNuther]

Teacher says to the class, ‘OK class, today we are going to be learning about bodily functions. Now, who can use the word ‘urinate’ in a sentence?

Little Johnny puts his hand up and says ‘ Miss, my dad reckons urinate but if you had bigger tits you’d be a 10.’

 

[eflyguy]

Actually had this happen when taking biology in the 80's: Teacher asks - what's the correct name for what we call the "funny bone" - begins with an "h". A kid answers - the hilarious bone?

 

[Ozstung]

Actually had this happen when taking biology in the 80's: Teacher asks - what's the correct name for what we call the "funny bone" - begins with an "h". A kid answers - the hilarious bone?

Very humourous

 

[Flameangel]

THE SHITS !
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD IS SHIT.
That's right shit ! you can smoke shit, get shit faced, buy shit , sell shit, lose shit, find shit, tell people to eat shit,
forget shit, some people know their shit and some have shit for brains, there's crazy shit, there's bull shit, horse shit,
chicken shit, deep shit, the wrong shit, the right shit & not enough shit, weird shit, scary shit, up shit creek without a paddle &
sometimes everything you touch turns to shit.
Hope you have a shit free week.
But remember shit happens !!

 

[OliverNuther]

THE SHITS !
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD IS SHIT.
That's right shit ! you can smoke shit, get shit faced, buy shit , sell shit, lose shit, find shit, tell people to eat shit,
forget shit, some people know their shit and some have shit for brains, there's crazy shit, there's bull shit, horse shit,
chicken shit, deep shit, the wrong shit, the right shit & not enough shit, weird shit, scary shit, up shit creek without a paddle &
sometimes everything you touch turns to shit.
Hope you have a shit free week.
But remember shit happens !!

You’re not going to believe what I was doing when I read that post. No shit.

 

[Flameangel]

You’re not going to believe what I was doing when I read that post. No shit

Humm, let me think ! making a deposit of some sort ?

 

[OliverNuther]

Humm, let me think ! making a deposit of some sort ?

I absolutely am. I’m not making this up. A little distasteful I know. Sorry.

 

[Ozstung]

You’re not going to believe what I was doing when I read that post. No shit.

You better go back and try again then

 

[Flameangel]

I absolutely am. I’m not making this up. A little distasteful I know. Sorry.

Then you should evacuate to the Aussie discussion Stinger thread, the discussions in there have gone down the toilet

 

[Ozstung]

Whats the simalarity between toilet paper and star trek?

They both kill Klingons.

 

[SteveCo]

Whats the simalarity between toilet paper and star trek?

They both kill Klingons.

... and they both circle Uranus ...

 

[Ozstung]

Then you should evacuate to the Aussie discussion Stinger thread, the discussions in there have gone down the toilet

Agreed around the bend theyve driven us.

 

[Flameangel]

Agreed around the bend theyve driven us.

Yep, there's no flushing that one away

 

[OliverNuther]

Right. Job done. Time for the drinking to start. Now at least I don’t have to worry about shitting myself while I’m drunk.

 

[Flameangel]

Life is like one big Toilet paper,
your'e either on a roll
or taking crap from someone.

 

[Ozstung]

Right. Job done. Time for the drinking to start. Now at least I don’t have to worry about shitting myself while I’m drunk.

This is all becoming quite abturd, all this steamin' hot mockingbird, grogans, devils donuts, goo goo, residue, faeces, poo...talk.
And we all excel.

 

[Flameangel]

This is all becoming quite abturd, all this steamin' hot mockingbird, grogans, devils donuts, goo goo, residue, faeces, poo...talk.
And we all excel.

You know why we Excel ? because us Aussies are full of ......