Is that you NickLoved the thread! I’m actually going through this same situation right now. It’s with a buddy of mine, but he’s a major trash talker and one upper. Talking about how his car is super fast and when I told him I got my car, he complimented it and right away started talking about how he’s faster and will gap me, yada yada yada. He even started bringing it up in a group chat with other friends how his car is so much faster stock and how mine is a phony, how he won’t even use launch control (we both have RWD fwiw) and will give me a head start just to keep it competitive. Straight trash talking. I finally said let’s go - stock vs stock (neither of us have modded yet) and he just laughed at me and made some more jokes.
The only difference is I drive an M340i and he has a new GT. I told him what I have, and he swore to me I just paid for a basic 3-Series with extra stickers and he eats those for lunch.